I'm on a train and just overheard someone say, "Whole mass loads of ICE." I started looking around for uniforms before realizing I'm in the UK and they mean ice 🧊

This timeline sure is something.

Global warming: I'm going to the UK in August and bringing multiple pairs of shorts but considering only one sweater.

Read news -> Scream into the void -> Listen to KPop Demon Hunters at a ridiculous volume -> Repeat.

Why is there a Happy Gilmore 2 and who the hell asked for it?

I was today years old when I realized I still hit cmd+S to save while working in Google Docs even though I am online and it's autosaving. My computer teacher from the 1900's would be proud.

Millennial moment of the day: blaring The Distillers while driving to Trader Joe's.

Sign on the side of the road with a pole in the way so text looks like it reads "happy 10th birthday *itch queen Bella."

I saw this today in Baltimore. Amazing. 10/10 no notes. Bella I hope you have the best birthday.

The Offspring comes on and I think, "Fuck yeah, time to put away dishes!"

...oh god, what have I become?

Turn off my phone? But that's my emotional support connection to the horrors of humanity.

Me: Hey Siri, play Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Siri: Here's "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
Me: ...well that's not right but it's not the most wrong.

From Getty Images: U.S. President Donald Trump talks to reporters durning the White House Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on April 21, 2025 in Washington, DC. The White House is expecting thousands of children and adults to participate in the annual tradition of rolling colored eggs down the White House lawn, which was started by President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1878. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

I'm not saying the news wire photographers kept intentionally lining Trump's head up with the Easter Bunny's ears, but they were absolutely doing that

It's 10:15pm. There are two people sitting on a bench in the park across from my building. One of them has rams horns. I want to ask so many questions--Who are you? Where did your horns come from? What are you talking about? But they look deep in thought so I guess I'll make up my own stories.

Agreed, and the more we amplify what Booker is doing, the more we make it matter, in public perception and as an example to other elected officials. On the other hand, the more we disparage and tear it down, the more we make it not matter. It's not all up to him.

Wow, the typos on this are wild.

I don't want the confidence of a mediocre whit man--I want tbf confidence of someone who crosses a Baltimore city street without looking at the traffic while they do so.

It's 2025--we no longer rest, we dissociate.

Sign depicting the stonewall national monument with TRANSGENDER spray painted between national and monument.

Queers don’t capitulate.

I only watch football for the articles.

Omg they are now

@manfishinc.bsky.social what have you got for me? Surely you have some favs.

Are there any good movies about cryptids? I feel like there should be good movies about cryptids.

Had a really good first date recently. How soon is too soon to discuss our plans for getting through the collapse of our country? Do we need to send dark humor memes for a few days first?

RFK HAS MADE IT THROUGH COMMITTEE. CALL YOUR SENATORS: YOU: Hi, my name is [name], and I’m calling from [zip code]. YOU: I’m calling on [SENATOR] to vote against RFK Jr.’s nomination to HHS when it comes to the floor. His stance on vaccines and non-medical science is dangerous, and will absolutely cause medical harm. YOU: Is [SENATOR] really okay with someone this inexperienced running such a sensitive position? What will [SENATOR] do, when we have outbreaks all across the country and the next pandemic? All of this comes at a cost. YOU: I am calling on [ SENATOR] to reject his nomination when the vote comes tot he floor. YOU: [ADD MORE/PERSONALIZE/CLARIFY IF YOU WANT A RESPONSE]

I'm about to drop some random scripts and carousels tonight. It's not going to be as orderly as I normally am; there's just a LOT going on.

But follow this thread. Script 1: RFK has made it through committee. CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

We have to do everything in our power to defeat him.

Those look beautiful and tasty!

Use the @5calls.org (calls) and @resist.bot (texts & emails) apps to easily contact your representatives! It gives you a list of issues, your representatives names & number, and a prompt to follow! Pick up your phone and let your voice be heard. #resist #5calls #protest

A drawing depicting ancient Celtic goddess Brigid, fire, and a sleeping hare

Imbolc Blessings ☀️

These are the same picture.

Reminder: if you're in the U.S. & have a library card, you can create a FREE acct on Kanopy & watch a zillion awesome movies, incl many on Shudder/other $ platforms.

The Nest, Sleepaway Camp, The Church, Talk To Me, Oldboy, Blair Witch, Possession, Lost Hwy, Infinity Pool, Lake Michigan Monster...

also: Fuck You, Make Me is in fact one of the oldest american traditions out there