Never cleaner!

Ah got it

Just do it daily. Pick a reason, doesn’t matter. “My constituents do not support a ‘Friend of Jeff’ being loose on the streets let alone in office” “The great people of New York deserve leadership that can draw a clock” “New York believes in officials who do not cite treason and insurrection.”

What’s wrong with your Alma mater?

I mean, he used his power to get laid. Is there anything more human? 🙏😇🙏 Lord forgive him.

Bill Parcells the football guy? Paul Reiser the whiny guy? I’m intrigued honestly. Now I’m putting this show on my list to watch when I’m retired.

I knew what the character was and, somehow, some way; this motherfucker did it.

Damn did he do a good job cause I hated him.

I’m going to miss my propane guy. Shoutout to Randy, he’s never gotten mad at me in my 15 years of never remembering to check the damned tank so every fill is my bad planning becoming his emergency.

Evergreen

later today trump will pay respect to his american christian followers by reading from their holiest text, the alabama age of consent statute

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

In honor of it being Chewsday I will now prepare my breakfast.

Hell yeah! So far youre my second favorite curler behind @howintensive.bsky.social so pretty good company

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She drainedmydangolelifeessences, Turnedmeintoashadowofthemanadadgummedwraith, man.

@karma-lush.bsky.social you need to check your Bluesky account and vote.

Drain my dang life essences, man. Turn me into a shadow of the person I once was; a wraith if you will.

The first citizen, our belovèd president is already a victim. He cannot understand media.

Look, Peter Thiel is already being bimbofied.

If we don’t vote for Republicans we will all become ultra smooth.

If you don’t vote for us, they will bimbofy you. Look at whats already happened to very normal Kristi Noemi’s husband.

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I haven’t flown since pre-9/11…because I had kids and became a teacher shortly thereafter. I cannot fathom affording a vacation that includes a flight w/two kids, three stepkids and one of those being in college.

As it’s Monday morning and these guys love the idea of “Retvrn”

Sisyphus: a job finding app

Belladonna.

A very pretty, very female coded sex robot, that helps you sleep

Krueger: A next gen real estate app focusing on suburban living

Necronomicon: all inclusive streaming service that ruins your life and can’t be canceled

Arrakis Worms -- a supplier of wormeries for garden composting.

Event planning company called Puffy.