if this happened to lucy she would be such a big girl about it she probably wouldn't even cry that much.

/ wait what about season 1

/ I AM OWED $20

@tirum.sunder.my @unlikelysun.bsky.social @nucleartempest.bsky.social / quick q did u guys ever see the fallout tv show or nah

AND YET WHEN I

Do you think he’ll like it shaved into a heart…?

go where

something smells so good around here what is that

SHE NEEDS JAZZ

because they're a brainwashed cult. not like me. i'm a TRUE american.

REAL wasteland girlies know

Instructions unclear. Bush stuck in lawnmower.

the people rejected Her message, they hated Her because AHE SPOKE THE TRUTH

did you just call me... force...?

no! they're like, really really bad people, who hate women!

am i the Messiah

because the legion are animals!

1. Problematic father
2. Luxurious brunette locks
3. Golden rule believer
4. Small cult following of 12 dudes who are kind of obsessed with me

( she swallows, suddenly crushed by the potential weight of introducing jesus christ into this child's life. that is NOT what she's here for. )

oh he's... just some guy with a lot of craaazy ideas...

although when you think about it we have a LOT in common.

oh no i'm not jesus!

boy you're telling me.

BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN?

@youryesman.bsky.social

yes-man, i need you to help me rig an election.

that does it.

i'm running for mayor.

AND THEY ELECTED YOU?

they're not romans!!

LEGION SPY!

LEGION SPY!!!

wait i wasn't paying attention am i queen of the wasteland now?

I'LL RIP YOUR FUDGING INNARDS OUT