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Posts by APPLESHAMPOO

Pretty crazy how ICE just can’t stop killing Americans

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I’m a big advocate for internet history snooping for that purpose only for real. It’s necessary.

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Lacari’s scandal just goes to show that when you are seeing a guy you need to snoop and find out as soon as possible the type of porn they watch because you won’t wanna know the type of nasty shit a dudes into when u are married to them the moment the FBI kicks down your door to arrest them.

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Torn between convincing myself it’s a rest day and going jogging to a point I’ve been laying here for 3h slowly starving just trying to make a decision while fucking up my protein feeding windows

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STEEEEEVE

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Bro there are so many *actual* communists my age in my country I have no idea what I did differently to have skipped this insane indoctrination

But there are also plenty of *actual* fascists and I skipped that too so idk what happened tbfh

fuck all of them though

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Do you ever think you want something and you are sure of it but then you get it and you realize you don’t want it or you are offered it and you decline it because you realize you don’t want it

or is that a me problem

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The best part of being single is having 3 boyfriends

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Vampires don’t age. I don’t see him being a character that shows up in more than a few episodes bc the amount of CG filter it’d take to make him look the same age as before would be seen by the studio as an unnecessary expense I think.

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Ever since I reduced my social media consumption and usage by 80% I feel so much better.

My goal is to become completely gone from it outside of Twitch streams. It actually is beneficial in a way I can’t describe. Especially not scrolling Twitter does wonders for your mental state for real

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Few things in life piss me off more than people taking their dogs out for a walk in the summer, at high noon, 96F in the sun, sidewalk and gravel BURNING like the dog is not feeling pain or going to get injured

Truly third world savagery
Part of me wants to stop these people to yell at them

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Anybody else who’s normally able to sleep being simply unable to sleep at night for longer than a few hours or is it just me

What cosmic witchcraft could be responsible for this

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I’m not sure what the male xp is with IG ads but as a female it’s pretty horrific. They are constantly trying to sell me courses in fucking men, products to bleach ur asshole, weird creams to change the taste of ur pussy, boob jobs, lipo, Botox, courses on manipulating men. That place is CURSED

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I’ve been squeezing lemon juice on my mashed potatoes

It’s an acquired taste and a little odd, but I recommend it

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Except the second one wasn’t much of a game, it was a cinematic piece with hardly any gameplay. Hard to look forward to it

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*me watching an instagram reel of a bodybuilder making a snack and just shouting at my phone*

WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP PUTTING THIS DISGUSTING SHIT ON EVERYTHING

my brother:

👀… what is it?

me:

EGGS!!!

him:

👀

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I’ll be honest, one of the greatest tragedies on Earth is that Asmongold and Hasan Piker have so many viewers that come to them to form their political opinions instead of actually doing it intelligently by not watching them.

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I actually hate chocolate lmfao

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I’m craving foods that normally gross me out like greasy burgers and I’m not sure what my body is trying to tell me cuz there’s no way it’s actually craving something I am not used to eating at all

This has got to be some woman hormonal shit shift bc what the fuck fr

I wanted chocolate earlier??

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This Iranian lady is spitting FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥 #FreeIran

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What is up with Americans and putting a bunch of crap in their salads like mayonnaise and condiments?

Salt and lemon is all you need to season a salad. The rest just takes away from the actual taste of the salad. Kinda grosses me out watching Americans make salads on IG ngl

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Once I can have soda again I am willing to try this haha

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I just realized I never had soda with a scoop of ice cream on top before. Am I missing out

wouldn’t it just melt and become nasty

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I hate hearing from ppl shit like “you inspire me”. The last thing I want is to be an inspiration to anyone bc when someone says that what they are really saying is “I didn’t expect someone in your circumstances to live well”. So I meet them with a “fuck you” in response. The fuck you is silent.

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I let a guy skip past me in line at the market bc he only had a soda in his hand, I had more items and instead of him just saying “thanks” and moving on he was like “oh my god you’re so generous. this will be coming back to you in good stuff” and internally I’m like holy fuck dude it’s not that deep

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You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that

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I watched the video of that woman getting shot in Minneapolis and the only thing I see clearly there is ICE seems to be the US Gestapo. When they were rounding up Jews in Germany they too felt justified in killing anyone that got in the way. You can’t unsee the parallel.

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I’m currently at the maternity ward (ER over capacity) and looking at these pregnant women I started imagining if it was me and I started feeling physically suffocated by the thought tho the couples looked cute. I am definitely nowhere near a baby fever stage.

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When a pain comes from a place you never knew you had the crying part is the best relief

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What an absolute mad house

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