I'm just terrible at posting here. Maybe I should get an intern.

I made a long post with this picture but it's too long for any platform besides Facebook so just enjoy the picture or something.

Sick chicken = Sicken

I need to go help Jason give capybaras shots but Agnes is holding onto my foot like it's a teddy bear. It's very cute but very inconvenient. #beaver #animalrescue

What does Agnes mean to you?

How to support us:

❤️ linktr.ee/the_pipsquea...

A musk turtle staring at the camera with a big nose and cute feet stretched out!

This is Horace he's a musk turtle. Maybe I'll just screenshot the text from other places until I figure out how to make this work.

Getting that under 300 characters sucked so I mostly just gave up and left the first sentence of the post. Fuck it. I'm tired

I guess it's not a very cute picture but while I was sitting here feeding Agnes bath snacks I noticed just how wildly different the new growth on her nails is from the old.

Also now I have to post enough to cover that comment up. No one wants to be the crazy lady who lets groundhogs and beavers sleep in her bed.

Shhh... that's where Agnes actually sleeps at night. But it's bad form to admit you let a beaver sleep in your bed.

I'm going to be whiney on here for awhile because I don't like trying to condense my text into 300 characters. I'm sure I'll get over it eventually but for now I'm gonna sulk about it.

Author's Bio: Agnes Myrtle is a very knowledgeable & prominent sanctuary beaver living in Bloomington, Indiana. She has many years of experience living, and wants to share that wisdom with you! Submit your misfortunes & predicaments!

Dear Aggie - Ask Our Sanctuary Beaver Your Questions — The Pipsqueakery - A Rescue & Sanctuary For All Small Animals & Wildlife Our rescue & sanctuary beaver at The Pipsqueakery in Bloomington, Indiana, is very willing to answer all of your silliest questions.

With all the turmoil in the world right now we thought we would give you a bit of a bright spot. Agnes will now be taking submissions to her "Dear Aggie" column where she can give you all the life advice you ever needed from a beaver.
www.thepipsqueakery.org/dearaggie

If you all are going to convince me to start re-writing posts for here I'm gonna need some dopamine in the form of interactions and followers for this 501c3 rescue and sanctuary.

I'm a sucker for dopamine.

How to support us:

❤️ linktr.ee/the_pipsqueakery

Yesterday was a capybara to the face sort of day. Less pointy and sharp than a squirrel to the face but more blunt force trauma.

This is Syd. He's a naked groundhog. I'm not sure why he is naked yet but he is shockingly pantsless.

Here's Agnes telling me all about her complaints from today. Me too Agnes, me too.

How to support what we do which is partially taking beaver complaints:

❤️ Venmo: @ThePipsqueakery

❤️ Website donations: thepipsqueakery.org

❤️ Paypal: thepipsqueakery@gmail.com

❤️ Amazon Wishlist: a.co/fEKocKc

This is Sol. I wrote a long post for other platforms but I'm too tired and miserable to rewrite in short format for here. So just enjoy. Or don't.

The burn-out is really bad today.

She only eats the fruit now and leaves the strawberry tops. I guess she knows they make good hats.

Agnes has arrived on BlueSky!