Throwback to when I visited the New Brunswick Railway Museum 🇨🇦 handcuffed

Just because I foam at the mouth when I see a train doesn’t mean I lick them ffs. But yes I’ve ridden every single one of these trains

Believe it or not every single one of these trains is Yank, unless you don’t consider Puerto Rico to be Yank

Yes cause a Connecticut train would go to Illinois makes sense

Very true, but some small town decided I liked trains too much and arrested me for that, I only got off cause of the autism diagnosis 😅

Hudson Bergen Light Rail NJ Transit

CT Rail Hartford Line Springfield MA

Tren Urbano San Juan Puerto Rico

PATH New York New Jersey

Trains

And plastic paddies

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten

@jailevents.com will arrest anyone for anything

So the stolen pen charge got thrown out but I had to go to court for loving trains, only got released due to a previous diagnosis of autism

And so my false imprisonment begins, thank you to all my supporters I’ll be out soon

What could possibly make you think that…

So @jailevents.com has informed me they will exercise a warrant for my arrest tomorrow in regards to the supposed pen theft. I will fight these charges and prove my innocence once and for all

For the record if I pull this April fools prank again please slap me

Nah the Kingdom United is the best country ever

I have decided to give up my Irish nationality and apply for British citizenship. Rule Britainnia 🇮🇴 🇮🇴🇮🇴

They’re trying to lock me up of course I’m not gonna let this go!

And lies, the witness had my back

I just wanted to address the allegations that I’ve stolen a pen:

These allegations are the result of a corrupt small rural county that needs to justify its funding. I never stole a pen and I will continue to fight any outstanding warrants. I’d like to thank my supporters during this difficult time.

Throwback to my first incarceration at FCJ, can’t believe how often I’ve been behind bars since

*Takes notes for next time someone unjustifiably puts me in a straight jacket

Teach me your ways

I’ve only been to TXL once and it gave me a bad impression as it took the bags 90 minutes to arrive and the lack of public transit at the airport was a turn off, but then again haven’t been to BER and haven’t heard good things either

Missing TXL? Are you okay?

Since I’m now a rugby player debating on whether to add rugby content on here or keep this strictly prison kink related

They won’t let me wear green but at the least the lighting is green, happy Paddy’s day from yer favourite (sorta) Irish convict

I’m starting to believe that allowing bots to exist outside of weather updates was a massive societal mistake

Since when have you gone full on guard?

Oh come on I don’t want to go in there

He was a member of the US National Guard who got deployed to Kuwait, so he wasn’t there as an NYPD officer. The initial headline did seem bizarre though.

So many cops, be a shame if an inmate walked past…