You have to work hard to be that bad. And he does it... Every. Damn. Day.

Gary Bettman is a paid stooge who left his NBA position to be the NHL commissioner and implement negative growth policies. He's actively prevented Canadian expansion, gifted Las Vegas a team and championship, and refuses to alter the season and playoff schedule so it's not head to head with the NBA.

Man, every time these ghouls file these ridiculous lawsuits, they forget discovery works both ways.

Brock Sampson from the Venture Bros. But the caveat is that he started out kinda shitty and had massive character growth.

Also he's fictional, so doesn't bode well for real Brocks of the world.

With Mike hailing from Wisconsin, that's probably a good bet.

I look forward when you can come visit.

That's awesome.

I'm hoping to order mine in the next round. Gotta get that official St Paul Dad swag.

Wait, does the name patch come with it, it is that a treat you got yourself?

I can empathize. All day, every day.

It keeps things interesting, I guess.

Some dude was posting some neoliberal reply-guy nonsense in the feed, and I have to admit that it was a satisfying block.

We should lobby to revive whilst, whomst, and twas.

It's got the juice.

Hey there! You and I on the same wavelength.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO TWOOOOOOOOOOOO

Electric Boogaloo

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

For lunch?

How much of this is fixed if it were common knowledge that Dinah blows her horn every first Wednesday of the month at 1 pm.

Some of if us need that existential pressure to help us feel alive.

Now that is patio weather, you don't have a meal outside unless you're wearing full plate just in case the couple who brought their scraggly dog might shiv you for no reason.

Good Lord no. How about those go to towns flying the wrong flag.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

This is the collaboration no one would've ever guessed but now also desperately need.

@realfollowers.bsky.social let's hear it

Weirdly enough, my kids and I can sing this from memory.

The worst Temu Gundam team you've ever seen in your life.

Noice.

Oh hey... Am I there?

FYI, for all my MSP mutuals. Appreciate all the work Jaz does and will look forward to the return of the feed.

Until then, see you on main.