They not like us!

Selling this one!

This the only way!

Not funny!

Instructions not clear!

I know!

A pleasure!

Congratulations 🎉 Maru!

Looks like my cat!

Me too!

Those tacos 🌮 going to be fire! Please email some!

Finally got this helmet cleaned and the comms back online. Been out there, you know, dealing with some galactic inconveniences. But hey, at least the view from the meditation pod is killer. Back to business. Expect some space selfies (helmet on, obviously) and some rants about those bugging droids.

My end is near!

Just a regular chef for the Imperial military here.

What do you mean? I’m just a regular chef on board.

Vader here. On this day, we celebrate the glory of the Empire and the power of the Dark Side. I expect you all to celebrate, or suffer the consequences. Join me, Rebels and Imperials alike, in our love of Star Wars and our utter contempt for the weak Jedi. This is our destiny, MayThe4thBeWithYou.

Let’s celebrate then.

Take a moment to breathe in the fresh air, feel and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. If you need a break from the hustle and bustle of the galaxy, come visit me on the dark side. We've got cookies. And the occasional Force choke, but let's not dwell on that.
Wishing you all an amazing day.

Welcome Senator Wyden!

I’d wait patiently for my turn❗️❗️

For me it was The Exorcist, watched it when I was 11, couldn’t sleep for 2 weeks straight, dont know who let me watch it.

For all those who picked regulars:

Me if I eat all that Lechón by myself

Is the world rocking with the Dark Side⁉️🌌

Me to all my Twitter user friends:

They will have to join us on the Dark Side, 🏴‍☠️