An envoy to Donald Trump claims he has asked the U.S. president and FIFA to replace Iran with Italy at this summer’s World Cup.
Italian sports minister Andrea Abodi said the proposal would, and should, not happen.
fandom has always been built on complete sincerity. online culture has become allergic to the very notion of earnestness, and it's making fandom spaces miserable. the sooner you free yourself from the shackles of shame around sincere fannishness, the more joy you'll find
SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX
lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX
🫂 🫂
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series
amended version: how to talk about hockey when all you know is soccer for some reason (h/t to @v-greyson.bsky.social for reminding me)
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Get those ¢
Get that $$
Nice job!
No defender has scored more Premier League goals than Virgil van Dijk since he joined the club 👊
Wallowing!
Members of the Palestine FA have been denied visas to enter Canada for the pre-World Cup FIFA Congress on April 30 in Vancouver. These meetings of FIFA's member associations are the main platform the Palestinian FA use to officially raise the issue of illegal Israeli settlement clubs.
When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"
Ilya and his long list of people who have failed him!
Again, if a customer wants to ensure that their mailpiece receives a postmark, and that the date on the postmark aligns with the date of mailing, the customer may take the mailpiece to a Postal Service retail location and request a manual (local) postmark at the retail counter when tendering their mailpiece. The manual postmark will be applied free of charge.
For anyone mailing their #taxes today - take them to the post office, hand them to an employee, and ask for a manual postmark. Otherwise the USPS can't guarantee they'll be postmarked today.
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Boo
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
One of my fav ship dynamics is the one where they are doing a thing that may or may not be sex but is absolutely so much like bdsm as to be almost indistinguishable from bdsm except the characters don’t acknowledge that’s what they’re doing either bc some level of denial or bc they’re stupid
a Zamboni but widened with a large geometrically shaped mammoth head on the front and body on the sides along with 2 large tusks, a trunk (not where the luggage goes trunk) and eyes that light up in blue 3/4 front view closer with no fog at ice level
a Zamboni but widened with a large geometrically shaped mammoth head on the front and body on the sides along with 2 large tusks, a trunk (not where the luggage goes trunk) and eyes that light up in blue front view slghtly left and closer with fog around left side and ice
The Utah Mammoth have a new Zamboni skin (via Mammoth)
Not wrong
Agree!
A horse eyeing a cake that says "Happy 30th Birthday." It is covered in M&Ms, and has a single carrot in the top, in lieu of a candle.
A horse eyeing a white-frosted cake, covered with rainbow sprinkles in the shape of the number 31. There is a carrot in lieu of a candle.
A brown horse, eating a slice of cake on a plate, being held in a hand.
A brown horse, visibly happy, his lips covered in white frosting.
Since people seem to be extremely into the horse-cake photo...here are his 30th and 31st birthday cakes, and a before-and-after of him eating a slice. There was always singing and sometimes balloons. He died just short of his 34th birthday, a good, long life for a horse.
Give the horse cake!
🫂 ❤️
You know, I think it qualifies as a trauma reaction at that point
My vet’s office said a frisbee lol
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