Ah, that Junior High prom date.

Connie. Her name is Connie.

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

ATTENTION:
TIM CURRY IS NOT DEAD!
(🎶🎂🥂🍾 Happy Birthday to a legend!)

And history was made. Amen.

Bob Marley- Three Little Birds (With Lyrics!) YouTube video by Aw Man

Don’ worry about a ting

youtu.be/LanCLS_hIo4?...

Can you imagine being able to do this? The joy!

Simon & Garfunkel - Old Friends YouTube video by kylecrazyford

Still thinking about your bench post. youtu.be/c3NYWzHLEZw?...

Never, EVER get into a car with that man.

HELLO FRESH OFFICIAL STATEMENT We considered dropping off a HelloFresh box at a very famous house (painted white)... but we didn't want to overwhelm anyone with 'step 1: preheat oven.'

😉 standing ovation @hellofresh.bsky.social

Reddit post from the subreddit "r/cats" titled "how to take the perfect photo of your cat." [person holding a phone with a piece of salami covering the top of it while the cat looks intensely at it]

Will I drive from Redmond? I will! I will drive from Redmond! 🪴🎍🎋❤️

The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.

I’m so glad to be up here in the upper left hand corner!

We Ride at Dawn

HERO!

Of course it is.

There are not many times when I wish there was a deity, but a bolt of lightning would do us a world of good right now. Literally.

For the humanity's sake, this must be a TACO Tuesday.

Happy Easter from you-know-who.

Well, a ton of them voted for him...

a poster with a skull and the words now recruiting join f.a.f.o. today ALT: a poster with a skull and the words now recruiting join f.a.f.o. today

Awwwwww…she’s going into the FO phase.

Great speech, dude.

Sharing because how can I not?

Not that unpopular. Why they have a job is beyond me. Plus, they’re inaccessible to half the country, who’re still asleep when they’re on.

It’ll be in the Minecraft museum someday.

We did it up!