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Join The Onion Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote.

A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

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i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

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But that's not what it's doing right now... Right now is being less efficient than a 120 year old machine.

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blin cat
blin cat YouTube video by dexturt

blin cat!
The best video on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqX...

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two stick figures talking. One says "and quartz, of course" and the other replies "of course"

two stick figures talking. One says "and quartz, of course" and the other replies "of course"

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Imperial Oil pipeline spills 843,000 litres northwest of Cold Lake, Alta. | CBC News An Imperial Oil pipeline spilled 843,000 litres of bitumen emulsion northwest of Cold Lake, Alta., last week. In a statement, Imperial Oil apologized for the spill, which has been stopped and containe...

Environmental crime scene in Treaty 6 territory: Imperial Oil pipeline spills 843,000 litres northwest of Cold Lake, Alberta www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Did they just stay on the set of Nosferatu as well?

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Eternal Filena: An Openly Sapphic SNES RPG & A Hot Mess Of A Franchise
Eternal Filena: An Openly Sapphic SNES RPG & A Hot Mess Of A Franchise YouTube video by Sinclair Lore

A premiere is coming soon!
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In this episode, Sophie and Sin play a fan translation of the 1995 Japan-exclusive RPG Eternal Filena, which stands apart from other RPGs of the vintage by foregrounding a romantic relationship between two women....

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Help Keep PWS alive! As media is increasingly bought up by billionaires and huge corporations, indie journalism could not be more crucial

Help Keep PWS alive!

As media is increasingly bought up by billionaires and huge corporations, indie journalism could not be more crucial

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Slander. The most thorough guides of BG1&2 are D_Simpson's guides on GameFaqs.

gamefaqs.gamespot.com/pc/258273-ba...

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‘I wished for death’: Sexual violence in Israel’s prisons is an ‘organised state policy’
Palestinian testimonies reveal how sexual violence, including rape using objects and dogs, is approved by 'highest levels' of Israeli leadership

‘I wished for death’: Sexual violence in Israel’s prisons is an ‘organised state policy’ Palestinian testimonies reveal how sexual violence, including rape using objects and dogs, is approved by 'highest levels' of Israeli leadership

The testimony here about sexual violence by Israel against Palestinian prisoners is so beyond the pale everyone must see it.

It is so bad I can’t in good conscience share a quote other than the headline, which somehow manages to understate the horror within.

www.middleeasteye.net/news/i-wishe...

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Damn GameRant readers are dumb as hell

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Jim Cramer government

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“.. It's very alarming, and it's probably the single largest natural resource issue of our time.”

@pbsnews.org
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

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🙋do not recommend

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get the macOS version of “she danced in the wind like a holographic dream before the world died”!
it was too much work for me not to make a ton of noise about it being out 😆👏

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This is the most literal "the worst person" instance

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Oh my god let's fucking go

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Is he talking about his dad?

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Ann Reardon is gonna send a cease and desist

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Has a single one of these dull-eyed sociopaths ever remarked on how the IDF does so much sexual torture that when their superiors briefly considered punishing them for it, zionists did a mini J6 until the sexual torture was allowed to continue unpunished? The same IDF they all loudly support?

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Revisiting OG Dark Souls II in 2026 | Part 1
Revisiting OG Dark Souls II in 2026 | Part 1 YouTube video by fromsoftserve

hello i have put out a new video where I start a fresh vanilla DS2 playthrough, as I seek inspiration for the pathtracing version of my Second Sin mod i'm currently working on thanks to the forthcoming PT version of DS2LightingEngine (in private beta for testing!) youtu.be/zRn7gYC-lxA

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"he didn't even dare carpet bomb a country" is such a braindead thing to laugh at.

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Red or orange, that pink one looks interesting though.

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1998:

BLADE
SMOKE SIGNALS
MULAN
THIN RED LINE
TRUMAN SHOW
BIG LEBOWSKI
RONIN
SIX-STRING SAMURAI
CONTRACT KILLER
MASK OF ZORRO
DARK CITY
A SIMPLE PLAN

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Luc Besson's THE MESSENGER (1999) on a day the teacher called in sick.

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Spamming those two kick buttons

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$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago.

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

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