Finally organized my @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social paper inserts and essays archive. Just over 5 years of monthly joy in my mailbox. 📦✨

I ingested some in September 2023 ... and still no side effects.

This is perfect timing.I was thinking of creating some dubious awards later this year, gonna call them The Doobies.

Trying to get that two-sun tan this summer
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A cancelled 90s cartoon pitch to combine two of Walt’s favorite animal attractions into one show. It was never produced, and while all traces of the pilot have disappeared, a few of the sample merch items were found in an abandoned storage unit in Glendale, CA.
#ImaginaryImagineering

I will always choose to come back. #severance / #disney

💧🐐 #severance / #disney

Please enjoy each sponsored pavilion equally #severance / #disney

If my innie made EPCOT merch #severance / #disney

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Constantly looking over my shoulder for Lance and Pierce 👀

Now I'm sad that my real RT21 shoes don't move around like this.

Everyone was collecting Beanie Babies as a future investment when they should have been clearing out the high school vending machines as a retirement plan.

Jotting down "Mr. DNA made of ornaments" for next year to use somehow in home decorating.

We shall, John Hammond. Thank you to the folks at Pepperidge Farm for allowing me to snack like an adult. Chilean Sea Bass has seemed like the pinnacle of grown up cuisine ever since I learned about it in Jurassic Park, and I can finally live the dream in my own home.

Do I know anyone on here that can help authenticate this? I’ve had it for a while now and always wondered about it. #HauntedMansion

When my Ghost of Christmas past comes I hope he shows me my past self Christmas shopping in the DVD aisles at Best Buy and then in the car audio display listening to Country Grammar on all the different subwoofers.

Stop remaking movies and start remaking cereals.

So whack that Spotify Wrapped seems to ignore the non-stop Christmas music I listen to every year for 2 months. I know Burl Ives gotta be on my list above some of these.

We all know who the real chill guy is.

I made it. Dumb Disney and food related content coming soon, surely.