A chocolate Labrador Retriever lies on my bed, sleeping by my legs.

The best part of the day!

Today I realized that I'm older than the 'high five' and I don't know how to feel about that, but I'll file it under curmudgeon for later.

This will become routine in a few years.

I took that approach towards speeding tickets at one time. I drove so much (often 10-15 over) that I never griped much about getting a ticket. I figured I deserved it and kept going.

What the hell kind of holster was he using?

Stolen Valor to serve as Acting Secretary of the Navy

Climb Mount Niitaka

The next administration should place a progressive tax on greenhouse emissions over certain levels. It would be amazing how many corporations would figure out a way to make solar work.

AOC fucking nails it. This is the correct type of Democrat to be in this era.

On an evolutionary level, Little proves you are succeeding.

Only 2 more days until the weekend!

We're sorry. I'm sending a hug and Zoey sends ear scritches.

For once, Trump didn't thank us for our attention.

I don't often hear about fly- fishing and saving money in the same breath.

This is my favorite as well.

There are worse jobs than listening to "It's a Small World" over and over for $750/ hour.

Cocktail hour already?

Then you should opt for something with a heel, to accentuate your calves.

I prefer stylish Italian, but it really depends on which pants you are wearing.

I endorse.
100%

This is crazy.

This is basically $800K just to obtain an empty lot.

My grandparents used to store their toaster in their oven. One time, my mom forgot all about this and melted their toaster.

He's war-criming again.

Also, the Strait of Hormuz is not only closed times infinity, but apparently also under double-secret probation.

TBH, I prefer the style on the left, but concede that I'm not the one who has to clean his face.

As a dad, I might applaud their honesty. A restrained capacity to commit violence is not a bad thing at all, IMO.

While this sums things up quite tidily, it still makes my brain hurt.

Fallout from GHWBush & No Child Left Behind. Test scores became the principal metric for evaluating schools.

Scores should matter, but an education is both subjective and objective. It can't be fairly measured strictly by a sampling of multiple choice questions.

AOC is on point!

For the first time
a video is published showing the USraeli attacks against Iranian hospitals.
Watch at the second 00:38 when a nurse tries to save as many babies as she can hold in her arms.

The next administration can likely jail most of the current regime for tax evasion. Much quicker trials than other crimes and if it was good enough for Al Capone, it's good enough for (your favorite) Trump.