Stole his swag. Would be cool if it didn't leave my neck exposed and looking teeny tiny 😅

Oooh this guy's got a real nice armor set too

GEEZ getting startled half to death by a dragon is really just a Dark Souls tradition for me at this point

Ngl I do kinda miss the Lifegems, they were a nice way to keep your health topped off outside of combat when you'd lost a bit of health but not enough that you'd wanna waste an Estus

This regular mob version of the big shadow snake thing was giving me way more trouble than the boss until I found out you can just kill the lil dude before the snake pops out 😅

Man they'd gotten so good at those opening vistas for zones at this point

Hahaha no fucking way, this guy must be the most ancient creature in this whole universe by now

Day 2 - thigh kiss(es)!

Dang Firelink got quite a visual upgrade, looks sick

Willing to put money on this being where Blizz got the idea for Revendreth's environment design from. Can't blame them tho, ginormous gothic castles look cool as hell

Holy crap he Resident Evil'd 😱

That was kinda close tho, was expecting it to have the same sorta slower pace as the first two Dark Soulses but this felt more like the Elden Ring pace. Might take some getting used to again!

Iiiii know a trap when I see one

Uh oh, boss already?

I have had my share of tanks like that, yeah!

I'm really excited about it, especially after this opening area, it's like soooo Forsaken-coded to me!

Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog

Oh I like the new color for your bloodstain soul pickup, very like sickly, necrotic green

A story in two parts

Hey who left the DS1 protag just laying there?

I've seen people mention this before but I actually have no idea who pretty much any of the current writers are beyond the one who did the Draenei heritage (who is very good). That's really unfortunate tho, like that's an insanely bad track record 😬 get them out of thereeeee

Fucking looooove that they got you coming out of your own tomb in the middle of a graveyard, this is so Forsaken-core :D

Red Dawn, Dalaran and Gilneas Reclamation writers somehow got handed sole responsibility for the MSQ or something 🤷‍♂️

Made like the saddest undead ever, damn he looks like he has it rough. Sorta loosely based off my undead warrior in WoW

Right off the bat, fucking THRILLED that not only does the Knight starter set feature a closed helmet for once, the whole set is a fucking banger!! Damn that's a nice-looking armor

Dark Souls the third time!

Don't forget about Excrement Enjoyer

Geez, you have one fight on Vendetta and immediately the entire enemy team swaps their heroes to this. Get down to the ground you flying fucking cowardssssssssss

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Elden Ring Movie Filming DUNG EATER YouTube video by UnBoxPHD

That's the LOATHSOME Dung Eater to you, UnBoxPHD

Anyway assuming this is real, that's a very faithful-looking Dung Eater armor right there. Good sign!

Very true 😂 Down to the details too, like the fucking sport sunglasses, that's 100% a thing my dad would do