horny pharell be like because im fapping

i am the developer who develops. ballmer called for me .

I AM ALIVE. somewhat. may all be well with you

penice sounds like the name of a montenegrin village

Hawk 2: uhhh

hi im peter griffin here to explain the joke . the federal government has invented a plane that can shit fish on command and is using it to deploy armies of fish against unsuspecting americans

THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED.

Huge, if true.

aperture lobter

no fucking way ... real ???

ya i found him now

who is the That Guy

Yakuza Poland

insert thanos here

bad ASS mohamed abdel wahab with an oud

also i have 5 invite codes

i havent deleted this for some reaosn

News about the second Starship test flight exploding minutes after launch

Sorry but if you’re making fun of this you don’t understand spaceflight. The data that SpaceX collected here will be an invaluable help to their ultimate goal of exploding a dozen astronauts minutes after launch

Birthday work!

windows 11 emojis

windows 11's emojis exude so much me energy i love them very much

i wish i knew enough of them to make a shitty meme

Snarky Bridget Guilty Gear hehe

this is the funniest shit ever
Golfballia ambusta - Wikipedia

i cant repost shit

Checked Twitter for more Hawaii fire updates this morning: the top results are still largely conspiracy and QAnon swill.

Twitter is now an exponentially less useful tool for disaster updates than it was just a few months ago.

with complete and total sincerity, the real twitter was the friends we made along the way