pancho taco meets snow

checked the other app and there was prep discourse so i’ll be continuing my break

went to unitarian church and it was lovely

giddy up, jingle whores

yuletide cuddlin

still in his surgery suit, arm shaved, desperately in need of a bath (counting down the days), but i’m so happy to spend christmas with my best bud

asking if someone has snap is such elder twink behavior

love christmas. HATE christmas themed porn

where do you find the funny posts here? i want bluesky to be a thing but friends keep sending funny content from the other site i feel like i’m missing 😢

yesterday, we held space for the true reason for the season

decided to throw a last minute christmas party tonight. turns out way more people are in town than we expected. please say a prayer for our tiny manhattan apartment

lo-fi beats are modern elevator music. the musical equivalent of lighting a cheap candle

starting creatine again. gonna balloon 10 pounds. watch this space

hetero vs homo body counts are nuts. like what do you mean 30-50 is a comically large number ??

why is this the slowest week ever?

i really wanna participate in the curved dick thread but i’m shy 👉👈

everyone that expects me to work this week better be visited by three ghosts on xmas eve

hot take: baconeggandcheese is better with a potato roll than a bagel

i’m a simple man. on a sunday, i want sleeping-in cuddles, syrupy pancakes, and sloppy head

don’t love me
don’t ignore me
don’t try me

lolol

poor dude is tripping balls

pancho taco is getting neutered today and i’m anxious 😥

needed these cuddles

delivering the goods

yes.

a lot of dick and butt content here, but i need more heaving chests. like where is all the breast meat

made chicken parm with garlic white beans instead of pasta

i don’t skip leg day so don’t skip out on eating my ass, even if i’m a top

so real for this take

nice guy at dunkin gives me free donuts everyday and i can’t decide if the universe loves me or is just trying to sabotage my fitness journey