Another swasticar,wow...

King of "unconditional surrender".

This was predicted ten years ago, but noone believed it in Kenya because the country suffered a serious 5 year draught. More water is better than less, so I appreciate. Unfortunately Kenya isn't really prepared for it.

And all that despite the weak dollar, which means that it's actually worse than the numbers tell...

Just sold my shorts, so Im hoping for a last successful pump by Cringelon. Financial statement ahead...
Then I wish the same!

Sell it, dude. It's only getting worse.

Thanks again, apartheid Elon!
Thanks to the King of incels, thanks to your fragile manhood and ego!
Now do it again! This is fun actually. Looking forward to the financial statement.
Please be creative with your next pump...

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Thanks Cringelon!
Now do some stupid pumping again so I can short again.
Short sella, happy fella.

#tesla #teslaq #elon

Everyone will get his intergalactic Tesla spaceship and Mexico will pay for it!

Let's go down to goblin town!

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Sell the news, olé!
Short sella, happy fella!

#tsla #tslaq

Nice dive!

USA! USA!

Golden Spider Silk Cape - Wikipedia

... I guess they are pretty durable. 🧪
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They are pretty smart spiders. It's impossible to run in one of their webs because they know exactly where to build them - thank you spiders.
Their silk is the strongest of all spiders, which makes them interesting to science. In Madagascar the people made ceremonial clothes out of the silk...

Am always fascinated by those giant webs made by the golden orb weavers in Kenya. They can reach up to 5m in diameter.

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Optimus robots? - total failure
FSD without LIDAR? - failed
Robotaxi? An illusion

Tesla stock? Up 5%.
Sick world, big bang incoming.
A lot of people will lose their pension.
#tsla #tslaq

Bye Bye tourism.
Sie mögen halt keine Fremden...

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When can I order my Optimus robot?
#tesla #tslaq #tsla

Remember I didn't like that joke...

Friend at that time told me that was the reason Kurt killed himself.

Nowadays I think more about "the man who sold the world", Nirvana edition.

Sure, but who's going to buy his mecha-hitler-robots?
Instead of the ones from Kawasaki, or all the Chinese ones who are weigh ahead of Emerald Elmo's...

Good luck Australia, stay safe!

It's a cult.
Gullible AF.

Call it "The Hoax" instead.

"The Hoax killed 1200 people in Florida and left 200.000 homeless"

Finally he's showing some empathy by caring about the short seller's finances. 🤣

Eine Gemeinsamkeit mit Christian Lindner. Angenehm.

39%?
NYC, am on my way....

Hey NYC, am on my way...