We took a Gilded Age tour and the buildings were nice and fortunately Morgan Spector and Carrie Coon were absent so I was spared a bisexual dilemma.

I just saw 2 pigeons getting it on in Central Park so my trip is complete.

I just had a conversation with Phil where I realized he has no idea how much money I spend on yarn.

When my hair gets crazy I worry that I look like the Palantir guy and no one has told me.

A middle aged white man and woman posing for a selfie with a large figure of the Jollibee mascot.

We got high and ate at Jollibee!

Also in Battery Park: an insanely cool fish carousel.

A very large male turkey viewed across a green field in a park.

This turkey was hanging around Battery Park today. I did not know they had turkeys in NYC.

Shut up and take my money.

The window of a ferry, through which you can see the Statue of Liberty.

Headed to Ellis Island this morning.

I hope it works out for you guys.

Is there a way to write visitation into the custody agreement?

An oil painting of 3 market analysts working on financial models.

I just don’t know what to make of this. It’s only 20 bucks. Maybe I need it.

Uhhh, guys, Chess absolutely knocked it out of the park. Phenomenal. It was such a gift to finally see this music that I’ve loved since I was a teenager come to life on stage. Phil really raised the bar for gifts.

The hotel fucked up our keys so I am standing outside our room with our stuff while Phil gets things fixed. Marriott, WTF?

Manhattan I am in you.

A lamp depicting a crosslegged golden monkey holding a glowing orb over its head.

The traditional gift for the 27th anniversary is a monkey lamp.

We are awake and relatively healthy so it’s off to NYC!

We got our first submission by a local author that was illustrated by AI. It was a gloopy looking picture book. The artist is credited as somebody on fiverr, so it’s possible the author thought they hired a real illustrator and has no idea it’s AI.
More will follow, I’m sure.

And now I have a stomach thing. Eating ritz crackers and ginger ale and wondering if I’m just not meant to see Chess.
(I will be there come hell or high water.)

We’re supposed to go to NYC tomorrow and Phil’s not feeling great. Thinks he might have strep. I really hope he improves before the morning!

Hi neighbor!

I sent a gift card to my niece and was worried it didn’t get there so I asked and she’s already spent it and nobody said anything even approximating thanks.
Nice going sis. Your kids learned your spectacular manners.

Here's a whirlwind tour of Bristol County, MA, explaining as many town names as I could.

Just had to stop another kid from using the karaoke machine in the library. I would think that would be common sense?

If your library was going to participate in an event run by the schools you’d probably involve the youth services librarians, right? No?
Our new director isn’t endearing himself to staff at all.

Librarians: does your library have an AI policy? Does it cover staff use of gen AI or just collection development?

#libraries

I spent a good portion of my day making sure there was enough work for my volunteers and then they all called out.
I also spent a good portion of my day making mysterious potions.
You win some, you lose some.

I just got an email from ChatGPT. DO NOT WANT.

A large piece of furniture shaped like a green and red snake.

It’s this damned thing.

I can hear from my office that a small child is jumping off the big snake chair, repeatedly. I can also see that the staff in the children's room are completely oblivious to this.
It's amazing how quickly they gave up on telling kids that the snake is just for sitting. It's a free for all.