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Posts by Dolorous Abs Tollett

Whoever Jon’s mother had been, Ned must have loved her fiercely, for nothing Catelyn said would persuade him to send the boy away.

Whoever Jon’s mother had been, Ned must have loved her fiercely, for nothing Catelyn said would persuade him to send the boy away.

A GAME OF THRONES: CATELYN II

#asoiaf #asongoficeandfire
#agameofthrones #agot
#catelynstark #catelyntully #catelyntullystark #catelyn
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8 months ago 7 1 0 1

Easily a top 5 Stark siblings moment 😭

9 months ago 8 1 0 0
“I need good men about me. Men like Jon Arryn. 

“He served as Lord of the Eyrie, as Warden of the East, as the Hand of the King. He will not be easy to replace.” 

Robert grasped Ned by the elbow. “I have need of you, Ned.” 

“I am yours to command, Your Grace. Always.” They were words he had to say, and so he said them, apprehensive about what might come next. 

Robert scarcely seemed to hear him. “Those years we spent in the Eyrie…gods, those were good years. 

“I want you at my side again, Ned. I want you down in King’s Landing, not up here at the end of the world where you are no damned use to anybody.”

“I need good men about me. Men like Jon Arryn. “He served as Lord of the Eyrie, as Warden of the East, as the Hand of the King. He will not be easy to replace.” Robert grasped Ned by the elbow. “I have need of you, Ned.” “I am yours to command, Your Grace. Always.” They were words he had to say, and so he said them, apprehensive about what might come next. Robert scarcely seemed to hear him. “Those years we spent in the Eyrie…gods, those were good years. “I want you at my side again, Ned. I want you down in King’s Landing, not up here at the end of the world where you are no damned use to anybody.”

A GAME OF THRONES: EDDARD I

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#agameofthrones #agot
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9 months ago 4 1 0 1

"Snow, Ned!" is easily the asoiaf quote I use most in my real life. First snow of the winter? Snow, Ned! 😃 Last several snows before spring? Snow, Ned! 😡
I get a lot of use out of it lol

9 months ago 8 1 0 0
Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm’s End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden’s fantasy. 

Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant. He’d had a giant’s strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift. In those days, the smell of leather and blood had clung to him like perfume. 

Now it was perfume that clung to him like perfume, and he had a girth to match his height.

Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm’s End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden’s fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant. He’d had a giant’s strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift. In those days, the smell of leather and blood had clung to him like perfume. Now it was perfume that clung to him like perfume, and he had a girth to match his height.

A GAME OF THRONES: EDDARD I

#asoiaf #asongoficeandfire
#agameofthrones #agot
#eddardstark #nedstark #ned #eddard
#eddardI

9 months ago 3 1 0 2

Notice how the ONLY problem that blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals have with trump bombing Iran, isn't that he bombed Iran, a country the US isn't at war with. It's that he did it WITHOUT "congressional approval", lol. American liberals are obsessed with systemised imperialism, you see.

10 months ago 72 24 2 1

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10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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10 months ago 24 5 0 0

I would genuinely spend so much more time here if that was an option

11 months ago 3 0 0 0

Cool! Can I please have an option to make my account private now?

11 months ago 4 0 1 0

It’s worth saying every single Palestinian, every one, is worth a hundred thousand times more than Joe Biden’s life, so no I will stop talking about them just because that old rotting genocidaire has suffered an iota of what they have

11 months ago 11 2 0 0

This is genuinely the funniest thing they could have done here

11 months ago 673 268 3 3

making a prediction now that by the end of the year at least one of his supporters is going to try to assassinate a supreme court justice

11 months ago 2244 179 60 9

🫂❤️

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

No matter how hard they try, this toothpaste is never going back in the tube. It's over.

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Okay so if American Popes are allowed, how do I nominate the hot priest I follow on Instagram to be the next one?

11 months ago 3 0 1 0

I would pay so much money to get my hands on this book lolol

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

pope francis and now the new pope heavily disliking vance is undeniable proof that jd vance existence goes against god himself

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I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing

11 months ago 11472 3782 143 89

We've never been more back!!

11 months ago 10 1 1 0
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11 months ago 8 1 0 0

Ultimate woman respecter 🫡

1 year ago 4 0 1 0

Personally I think Panican would be a lovely name for a baby girl

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Customer is one of the most sinful things one can be. It takes you further from god

1 year ago 51 10 1 0