ate too many M&M's, tummy hurt now 🙊

Section 4 The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

Article II, Section 4.

the singularity is rear!

A woman with long brown and grey hair, with dark eye makeup and black lipstick, wearing a black vest and black skirt, seated in front of a mirror making a peace sign. Purple lights are visible in the background on one side and the antifascist flag on the other.

Cheddar Bay Buttpiss

Hormussy: Fffffuuuuuuucked

Cheddar Bay Butt Sex

maybe someone who wasn't completely paralyzed by a treatment resistant depression, crippled by decades of poverty, and crushed beneath the burden of supporting a disabled Autistic ADHD chronic illness stricken cat girl waifu could do it

i would do it if i could

Cheddar Bay Explosive Diarrhea

Blåhaj, laying in a bed with black sheets, partially covered by a grey comforter, staring upwards at the ceiling, wide eyed, mouth agape, teeth askew.

Current mood:

Damn, that would've been funnier! Unfortunately, I have brain damage.

Ahh, the Hand Towel of Deception, a classic crust punk maneuver, placed to make visitors & prospective residents believe the household is more civilized, then removed or discarded soon after, when the facade of shared humanity has been dropped. Dog blessed!

Adorable! 😻

if you have a dog, cat, or a family, or a home, or a doctor, or a savings account with a positive balance: give them a hug for me. it must be nice. 💚

they call me shit the way i be gettin laid 💩

dosemogged by his own petardmaxxing

Lego Island II: The Brickster's Revenge

just call me music the way i be gettin played 🙂‍↕️

Poopmaxxing is the new BBL

Pay me a living wage with health care I can actually benefit from and I will kill for you.

try landing in a coriolis station with Flight Assist off and no Docking Computer! 🫣

Fly safe, commander! o7

a little late to the game, but I just finished The Last of Us: Part II Remastered (ps5)
I am gutted! 😭

The United States is a nation completely dominated by killer rapist liar thieves. I want out of here so damn bad. I don't want to be exploited to death for these bastards' dirty murder machine. 😿

The Ghost of Genitals Yet to Come, a specter most cruel.

Haunted by Genitals

guess I'll j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶ do SW to survive 😿

A low quality screenshot from Cult of the Lamb, showing a cartoony giraffe person with eyes closed, wearing a red shirt, holding their arms outstretched, standing in a grassy area with flowers. A speech bubble above reads "Gretytre: Benevolent Leader, please don't judge me, but... I've always wanted to eat a meal made of poop! Will you help me satisfy this dark desire?"

If I was a villain in a Buttman comic, I would be called The Shiddler.

sometime you pizzook the cook, sometimes the cook pizzooks you.