I did not know that Scal sounds so much like Jesse Ventura when he's on the mic doing color commentary.
I also didn't think I'd dislike someone doing color commentary & sounding like Jesse Ventura (maybe he just needs a different play by play guy. Idk)
Anyway, I learned those things last night
Wow. What a huge win for Minnesota.
Bill Simmons is about to rename it the Gobert Theory
Refs successfully killed Denver’s momentum
I understand the refs are trying to get control of this game but they’re making it worse with all these whistles.
I would not run my second string offense through Jonas against Gobert
Including THJ with the floor shimmy
Yeah when he’s hitting, they’re a machine
But the pillars!
Sorry, but no. Not when this org was playing Russ and DeMar 30+ minutes a night all season
“You need to stop complaining about extra wins late in the lost season”
“You need to stop worrying about losing the coin flip”
“You need to stop whining about the Kings sliding in the draft lotto”
“You need to stop being mad the front office didn’t make a move to improve the team”
“Stop…”
I will never be convinced otherwise.
Had accidentally put 2022 on that before. Like a damn idiot.
2002 WCF Game 6
Damn, that’s a dumb typo lol
“What they gotta do is execute!”
Invisible hand. Not free hand. Messed up my joke
When you saw only one set of footprints, that was the free hand of the market carrying you
On the 7th day, God rested. And on the 8th day, God was back at it, creating value for shareholders
3 pins left = spiders
Split = intimacy
Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it
Good call. Best to be with family in times like this.
That’s good
Careful. I think that’s exactly what he wants, but he wants to take the team with him.
Hell yeah
Happy NBA Draft Lotto Coinflip Day to those who celebrate.
