how do you even synchronize clocks in like HFT or over networks and shit

this looks rad

github.com/apple-oss-di... is one of my all-time favorites

what’s your favourite data format

today is my birthday send me your favourite program

it’s 2026 why aren’t you going to the gym and getting hotter you dumb bitch

my arm

arm assembly enthusiast

MY MOTHER JUST REALIZED MY FAMILY HAS ADHD

it’s the job of the compiler engineer to make writing shit code possible

the difference between compiler engineers and normie engineers is compiler engineers have resigned themselves to the fact that they have no control over the code that people write

i need more than caffeine i need caffeine 2

Screenshot of text reading BRcc: BRNScc: BRBTSTcc: BRNXTPcc: BRBTSTNScc: BRBTSTNXTPcc:

ah yes, the well-known "branch on [incoherent sputtering noise]" instruction

another angel lost her wings

rust might be good

I write idiotic C++

misread idiomatic as idiotic

i’ve been working on my nerd posture and honestly you’d be surprised at how fucked up your body gets from leering at a screen with your grubby little claws tapping at a keyboard all day

yeah

offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees

i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right

it’s weird that homestuck anime exists

i think my doctor is just experimenting on me

i haven’t seen an increase in it in japan but maybe there’s more english language corn recommendation content because it’s popular to visit japan, korea, china, etc rn

a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes

respect for corn tea

i’ve purchased citric acid, sodium borate, clarified that my detergent contains lipase, and i hate cold water now

i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry

i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti

bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside

i think today i should go find some grass to touch