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Posts by Targent

Descole's Manor? Is that a Switch Game? Because I don't have the Switch 2 yet.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Statistics prove that having a marketable mascot increases your company's prestige by 40%

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

No it's ai.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

I told you to get in the death maze!!

9 months ago 2 0 1 0

He's Targent's official mascot. Created by me. Personally I preferred Targent-chan but whatever.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

His name is Bishop. I don't like him either.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

1. I just looked at your partner and he looks like a woodpecker. Don't kid yourself.

2. Defacing Targent's mascot is treason so you and your woodpecker are going straight to the death maze.

Have a nice day.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

.....
There is no after

9 months ago 0 0 1 0
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I don't know what your partner looks like, but there's no way he looks anything like Targent Kun. I designed him to be unattainably gorgeous.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

I wanted to take a before and after selfie the time I was about beat up a police officer in an alleyway. This is the before pic.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Well I'm sorry that girls are only interested in gym bros with chad jawlines and don't appreciate what a real man looks like.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

I mean, it's an old photo and the lighting is pretty bad.

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A lot of girls say I look a lot like Target Kun. Every time I go on patrol I get swarmed by hundreds of screaming women. It gets pretty tiring. ๐Ÿ˜”

9 months ago 1 0 2 0
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Tch, Targent-Kun here. So, word on the street is Targent's on the hunt for some fresh blood.
You could try to join or something, but let's be real, you probably don't have what it takes. What? You think you're tough? Heh, let's put that bravado to the test.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Seriously?? No-one??

Damn I need to bring out the big guns...

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Hey I'm back. I wasn't skiving off work, I accidentally fell into the death maze and couldn't get out.

Anyway, I must have a ton of recruitment applications to sort through.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

I don't care about viruses. YOLO as the kids say.

Ooh! Local milfs in my area want to meet me!

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

I don't care about the search engine, I just want to see some anime titties

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Give a bloke some privacy. Got some important research to do.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

google.com anime girl big boobs no shirt

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Oh cool cool. I'll get back to my nap.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Ngggh. What's going on? I just woke up from a six week power nap.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Excellent.

No need to fill out any forms. Targent knows your exact location and an agent has been dispatched to pick you up.

And since you have no friend, I'll select one for you:

Professor Sycamore!

This contract is binding, no backing out.

11 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Due to a change in circumstances (new boss is gay) I'm adding a new character to the Targent Brand.

Meet Targent Kun.

He's a tough bad boy but has a heart of gold deep down. A true snack. So I'm told. I'm not gay.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Yeah yeah good times.
Anyway, about that dog..

11 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Thank you Swift, um Boss! Have I ever told you your scarf looks fabulous today?

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Can I keep the gaming chair?

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Shit.

11 months ago 0 0 1 0

Oh no. The Boss always gave me what I wanted when I used Targent Chan. That's how I got this sweet gaming chair.

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I know how to change your mind...

Please, Swift-kun! Save me from the scary doggie! You're so strong and courageous, and I'm just a kawaii little girl!

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