The Egyptian god Anubis is bisexual and puts his sexuality in his name because if he didn't, he'd just be Anus.

You can turn cheese into a fruit by removing all of its dna and replacing it with the dna of a fruit.

My brain is a finely woven net, yet memories are a stream of rushing water.

The end of the world starts when one specific slice of bread is eaten, I just don't know which one.

Does anyone know how I can become a marine biologist in 3 days? I wanna beat up Aquaman.

Do vegan testicles shaped like the color earth?