misidentified Netflix descriptor screen: text says "tidying up with Marie Kondo" and photo is a person with an assault rifle in the desert

seriously, get rid of your crap

Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO TO THE THEATER TO SEE THIS MOVIE

The way they can cut a rug

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Write the easiest bit first

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Imaged with Meade LX200 14" at f/20.

Saturn 2022-09-17 - From Ryan Kinnett (rkinnett.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2pk7zUG

I mean I always recommend watching Scrubs for any reason (except Season 9). I feel like the revival would resonate more if you’ve seen most of the original.

I get the same vibe from the Scrubs revival

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about.

This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

Is that just cause there’s less people in the middle?

Level squish

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re under absolutely no obligation to justify yourself to anyone if you choose to spend the entire weekend reading a good book, making multiple cups of tea, and indulging in a borderline scandalous amount of cinnamon rolls.

George Washington:

“AEIOU” walked so “ABCDEF you” could run

Benedict Cumberbatch's father (Timothy Carlton, born Timothy Carlton Congdon Cumberbatch), about the time Benedict was born (1976), in The Cedar Tree TV series.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian McKellen, and More Join as Guest Sheriffs For WHODUNNIT [UNREHEARSED] 4

www.broadwayworld.com/westend/arti...

“If your right eye causes you to sin, go tell that girl to cover up.”

It’s either a hamburger patty or a brownie

weak americans, us brits love some carrots, shoe soles & what the hell even is that other thing. a volcanic rock?

Bluesky seems buggy in general today

YES

“Lather rinse repeat” is a scam made by shampoo companies to make you go through shampoo twice as fast. In this essay I