Not enough people use the hilarity of Chinese pronouns sounding the same in speech in their fics enough for gender shenanigans I really wish they used this

I havent even sent the message yet.....

I need to ask a friend for a favor and im fighting the urge to throw up

I'm at volume 2 of Thousand Autumns :> Just friends doing friends things!

#thousandautumns | #SPart

Binghe is a speedrunner of a different breed 🫣🎮💦

[ #svsss cisswap #Bingyuan ]

Ok consider for a moment, HuaLian but no cultivation royal AU with Prince!Xie Lian and bandit chief! Hua Cheng.

When Xianle is invaded the mighty emperor Jun Wu who wants to claim Xianle (and its crown prince) for himself Xie Lian is forced to flee from the palace alone into

ok but Bingzu "system da-ge" using disembodied floating hands to grope and bully shang qinghua. they're invisible to all the pidw characters so sqh has to suffer through it alone, rock hard and sweaty, until the day shen qingqiu comments on his shamelessness.

"but i dont wanna be immortal!!" too bad get in the car

Fuck it imma inflict him with godhood again. But this time ☝ he wasnt born with it and he doesnt have a fucking choice

So like, what if you took the expression of being 'heartless' more literally

Well I give you ACTUALLY heartless SY.

Warning for mention of gore and violence (not by SY, that's saved for the actual 'monsters' of PIDW)

This gets a little dark

thinking about blind disciple sy again…
i want binghe to come back to qing jing to retrieve his shixiong because he’s heard rumors that sj is keeping him locked in the bamboo house only to find sy unable to make him out in the darkness despite his cultivation level and calling out for sqq

DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER

More adventures await #okonomiyakitrio #dungeonmeshi

Those 5 years when he was trying bring his body home.
Ohh.. I need to say.I know its an angst art but still I made it with love and respect. I think Liu Qingge deserves attention for all parts of his life, even when it's not cute,funny or comfy.I can hug you, don't be mad💔
#svsss #liushen #liuqingge

shen qingqiu and liu qingge sitting down drinking tea at a low table, shen qingqiu tells liu qingge "Shidi, it seems i lost my fan under my bed! could you look for me?" with arrows pointing to a fan in his belt. liu qingge bends over and looks under the bed saying "careless. fine." and shen qingqiu begins fanning his red face and luo binghe looks shocked and drops a tray

shen qingqiu is staring at qingges butt with a smirk, liu qingge says "i cant find-" then turning and staring at the fan in qingqius hand saying "...it" and shen qingqiu does a silly pose saying "ehe?"

hot booty
#svsss #bingliushen #liuqingge

Oh ill write little blurbs for the characters as an outline so im not pantsing it completely, 100 words max. I write 400 for the fourth character, okay, a little much but not THAT bad. 895 for the fifth. My back hruts and i still have three or four more to go

More idol/celebrity Uriel!!!! :D (I honestly just wanted to draw her in a suit...🧍‍♀️)
#orv

Different kinds of ichor? Sqhs is golden, full of vitality, still kills if consumed. Shen Yuans ichor is black, robs the consumer of their vitality. Only when mixed in equal parts it can become essentially a pill of immortality?

watching jennifer's body and if I had a supernatural insanely hot girlfriend who fed on boys killed during ritual sacrifice and looked like megan fox I simply would feed her blood and organs lovingly from my hands

The ichor wont allow it.

Think it would affect sy, he had just imagined sy becoming the same thing, a harmless daydream, so he wouldnt be alone, so someone would know, and something had tugged in his gut and sqh knew the world had changed, shifted to allow for another. Hes so sorry, but they wont be alone, ever again.

Would not allow that. Shang Qinghua could never die. He would be a god. Not the made gods that cultivators became, not the natural gods that spawned from forces of nature, he would be something else. Sqh was afraid. He didnt write this, this was new, he was going to be alone. Hes sorry, he didnt

Was quiet, silent even now. Please you have to understand, he was scared, petrified of being stuck like this alone. Immortals would die eventually, they all did. Either they were killed or they reached the end of their cultivation path and returned to cycle of energy. The ichor in his veins it

He got stabbed, fatally. He would have died weeks ago, but the blood, no, ichor in his veins kept him alive. It flowed without need of his heart, it did not need air. Sqh could not die. No matter how many times the frantic demon had stabbed him, death did not take. Sqh had asked the system but it

He goes to sqh, just in case its something mqf doesnt need to know about yet. Sqh is pale, stuttering, not in the fake sort of playful manner he usually is, hes actually afraid. He finally fesses up, they arent human anymore, not demons, not immortals, but something else. Sqh found out the hard way

Flare ups. It continues until he is injured by fluke on a solo mission. The creature that cut him is cowering, pressing itself close to the ground, begging, but sy cant look away from the small drop of blood dripping down his arm. Its..gold. Thats not normal.

He doesnt go to mqf immediately

Sy notices one day that he hasnt had a flare up in a while, lqgs cleansings seem to be working better than ever. Mentions this to sqh offhandedly, sqh kinda clams up but sqq brushes it off.

On a mission he notices hes hitting harder, its easier to swing his sword. Odd but maybe bc of the lack of

This is going to be a modern au, i just need a big old house and im torn