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Posts by Mtlayman

Dev daycare tracker:

Days attended: 7
Days missed sick: 4

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it is very funny how these people are so accustomed to essentially bullying democratic politicians that they meltdown when met with appropriate pushback.

in any case, the process to amend the virginia constitution has multiple stages where, at any point, an amendment can be defeated.

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it really speaks to the double standard pervasive throughout all of politics that even when Democrats play dirty they put it up to a public referendum and still get harsher media coverage

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Devon’s rolled over about 10 times in her short 5.5 months.

Saw a picture of Andie at the same age sitting up straight and also doing a plank 🤣

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Heavy Bluesky user, no clue who that is

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Neither court packing nor a liberal court in your lifetime

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Stumbled upon a new strategy where your baby stays up all night and sleeps all day while you work.

You don’t get to sleep though

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Changed the thermostat in my room from 67 to 68 today and Devon’s room went from 71 to 85.

Ummmm

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Me searching through prime: what’s on tv now, what’s good?

Jenn: euphoria season 3 is out

Me hovering over World War II in Colour: oh here’s something

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Alex Jones Humiliated by Comedian Who Just Stole His Job Tim Heidecker channeled Alex Jones to announce that he is the new creative director of Infowars.
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Haha laughed out loud

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Update: it’s 3 AM, and I haven’t been asleep since 6 AM yesterday

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When did Utah get a hockey team ?

And why are they in the playoffs? Cuz hockey only lets teams protect 3 players in expansions?

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Drugs test CEOs with government contracts

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Confirmed bird!

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Kids are amazing.

10/10 would recommend.

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Among other things

Trump blames Trump for not attacking Iran during his first term

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Shohei Ohtani is a once-in-a-century player, so Momoyo Kelley wanted to wait for her opportunity for an autograph.

The 100-year-old Salt Lake City resident briefly met Ohtani before tonight's Dodgers-Rockies game saying it was “like a dream."

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Also, Jenn’s plan is to call and say ‘I had a really good cake at this 3 year old’s party, kid named Aiden, do you know what kind of cake he had?’

The only name we know is Aiden 🤣

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Andie’s going through such a defiant stage right now that she’s been talking back to the GPS in the car.

GPS: turn right

Andie: no

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Jenn had an awesome piece of cake at a 3-year-olds today, so she asked where it was from.

And because we’re adults, we’re just going to order that cake tomorrow for no reason at all.

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I am not kidding at all when I say that every Democrat with a microphone should mock JD Vance every chance they get between now and 2028. Call him weird and feckless. Laugh at his eyeliner & dumb beard. Talk about the nazis & freaks he follows on Twitter. *Brand* him.

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Went upstairs to turn on the AC and turned on 2 sound machines instead…

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If robots learn surgery, they take a surgeon's job, since there are only X injuries each year.

There's like 100m lawsuits filed a year and if you drive cost down enough, people will sue over things that weren't worth it before.

Maybe less corporate attys but more Morgan and Morgan (+Morgan) ? ha

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Raise your hand if you can hear this in your nightmares

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Was just thinking about this, because Ive been assuming Alito will reverse course and retire in November when republicans lose the senate (and he gets pressured).

Then I thought, he’s an egotistical pos and probably expects to live to 84 in 2033 when he thinks republicans win it all back.

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I think about that too. Like what if Elon wasn’t the ceo of Tesla anymore? Cult of investors might not show up.

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