Can confirm that LIB is top 3 festivals in CA 1000%

All the girls who are hating on Chappell forsure peaked in hs and absolutely hate their lives

Women invited punk rock not England

God forbid a girl catch a vibe

Going to learn how to play the piano or violin and when I visit the White House, I’m gonna play short dick man and dedicated to Trump and Elon

I need this sun to sizzle my skin to a golden tan fry me up like some bacon in some grease

Full bush in a bikini

I need to become rich so I can get a Barry’s membership and not break the bank

Some cities have the eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg looking over the city, others have a Chaz Dean billboard

2025, surrounding myself with people I want to be like, who will push me to grow, pushing me to be more successful & want more money

Wanting to get invited to everything with the intention of not going in the first place. What’s that mental disorder called? lol is it fomo???

Diva I feel aligned with you

whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field

I SAID YES!!!!! i’m going out tonight 🥳

what if I crash out?
oh my darling,
what if u lock in <3

What is up with guys and having to post steaks? Like I’m being so serious.

a man is sitting in a waiting room with a purse on his lap ALT: a man is sitting in a waiting room with a purse on his lap

This is how I feel being one of the first people on this app

New diet plan: what ever it takes

chappell roan and i would’ve walked the mile together

an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods

Shoutout to my father for teaching me how to be a man even though I am his daughter

Skinny waist/tummy.. phat booty/wallet. :)

Benny blanco being sexiest man of the year is the funniest joke I’ve heard in a min, thanks for the laugh straighties!!

Best place to handle business is on the toilet

Every woman turned Lesbian after Fiona stole Shrek from us 💔

Blue Sky is like the hot new transfer student who showed up towards the end of Junior year.