So we're just gonna have to get our hands right into the octopus cage.

Alberto's "Once again avoided jail time" shirt has people asking a lot of questions etc. etc.

An AI slop image showing the '12 steps to masterful game directing", including 'Connectiarg' and 'Porkon Cows'

People over on Facebook/YouTube/elsewhere on bluesky/reality have been mocking this, but these are all totally genuine and highly advanced GMing techniques pioneered in obscure corners of indie rpg design in the early 2000s.

Let's go through them one by one and learn together.

The Canadian branch of #Leuchtturm1917 came through for me in a big way after something I ordered from them ended up being out of stock. By the way, where did ALL the Reporter-style notepads go? I guess #Muji and Field Notes must have that market zipped up?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

Former friends, the Young Bucks + AEW International Champion Kazuchika Okada, faced off in a tag match where Okada’s fellow The Don Callis Family member Takeshita made an interesting choice!

Watch the #AEWDynasty replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!

I'm reminded also that pro-wrestling has simultaneously some of the kindest, smartest, coolest people in the world as fans, and also some of the biggest fucking dickheads you'll ever meet in your life are there too.

I'm thankful that the rest of Vancouver came through because I had nothing left in the tank after #MysteryWrestling and #TJPW. My voice is absolutely shot. #AEW #AEWDynasty

Alright, fifth wrestling show in 5 days. Luckily it’s just an AEW PPV, those are usually pretty short #AEW #AEWDynasty

You could not have asked for a better crowd for that first Vancouver #TJPW show. I fucked up the L-O-V-E as predicted, probably on camera.

Been practicing my L-O-V-E hand sign all day. Still gonna screw it up, I’m sure. #TJPW

We’ve already BEEN to the moon before. No Joshi promotion has run a show in Canada before. You tell me which is a bigger deal. Actually don’t. #TJPW

We've safely arrived in VC!

Witness the first solo show in Canada by a Japanese Joshi promotion!

🇨🇦DAY 1: Sat. April 11, Doors: 6:30pm / Start:7:00pm
🎫 www.vtix.com/tjpw-vancouv...

🇨🇦DAY 2: Sun. April 12, Doors: 11:00am / Start:11:30am
🎫 www.vtix.com/tjpw-vancouv...

#tjpw #tjpwCanada

Many of you.

Good night of wrestling in Edmonton. Deathmatch legend Luther returns to Alberta. #AEW #AEWDynamite

I saw it when I finally made it past on Friday morning. I was amazed at how far along the way to Jasper it was, considering how far back the vehicles were backed up

A lot of people think the purpose of the necktie is to elongate the upper body, but that’s incorrect.

It’s actually to conceal just how much the buttons on your dress shirt are holding on for dear life, because the last time you wore it was 5 years and 15 lbs ago.

We are ONE WEEK away!

Vancouver Premiere will be the first-ever standalone show in Canada by a Japanese joshi promotion.

Wrestling fans in Vancouver—don’t miss history in the making!

Ticket website:
🇨🇦 DAY 1: www.vtix.com/tjpw-vancouv...
🇨🇦 DAY 2: www.vtix.com/tjpw-vancouv...

#tjpw #tjpwCanada

Presumably some of them turned back to hang out at Valemount, but a lot just stayed in the line thinking that it would start moving at any time, I guess?

All day they couldn’t even give an estimate, until finally at like 6:30, they started single-laning people through. Some of those people had been stuck there for probably more than 10 hours, just sitting in their vehicles, unable to do anything.

Traffic on Highway 16 through Jasper was totally fucked today. Got to Valemount at 4 pm, and the road closure that was already on the DriveBC page at 7:30 am was still ongoing.

I couldn’t even drive through to Prince George, because traffic was backed up past the turnoff. Had to get a hotel.

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Bret hart with the caption Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks.

#AEWDYNAMITE

Batting 1000 on suit designs for both Kamen Rider and #Gavan this season

PARKOUR #Gavan

#TJPW Red Ranger match got me watching the new #Gavan. Already seeing we’ve got main actor doing fight choreography, good start

Hit me with camera 3, I'm calling it, the Suzume/Arisu Endo power trip in 2027 is going to push TeeJ into being the #1 Joshi promotion

Despite losing Maki Itoh, I don't think #TJPW has ever been as strong as it is right now.

Haru and Toga are progressing shockingly well. Suzume and Arisu are both ready to be pushed to the main event. And of course, WAKANAAAAA

Seeing the Iinspiration in #TJPW is a lot like seeing Hulk Hogan in NJPW and realizing “Wait a minute, they were able to work this whole fucking time????”