Just appeared for fun.
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Instantly turning to leave bc woah he just heard the Express' dragon saying some real fucked up shit.
Posts by 🦊Jiaoqiu🌶️
Has got his normal clothes back on. Don't ask how he managed. Aha was merciful. Or maybe THEY have a new target.
Unfortunately I cannot take patients today because I already caused a couple of incidents of nasal haemorrhage in the Cloud Knights 😔
That gets a wicked smile.
"I need to locate Moze~"
"Do you think I'm gonna shock my coworkers?"
"That's just Foxian charm. You should see my General."
"I look unprofessional, I guess."
"This attire seems... A little exposed. Is this really important for today?"
His ears are flattened and he looks baffled.
Doing morning stretches because his back ached from sleeping weird.
"Who the fuck left coriander in my goddamn kitchen?"
Man, I miss my people...
'Ghost pepper cultivation tips'
'How to make my coworkers more tolerant to chilli spice'
//🦊 I will try and make some funny stuff up
Casually eating a noodle dish.
"Could use some more spice..."
"Drinking something warm or eating spicy could help one cool down."
"Mh, of course, of course. I do usually try to avoid such disasters."
"Don't worry, I know. As General Feixiao's medic, I will not embarrass her by committing any crimes~"
"That would indeed be the usual method. And for nausea and stomach problems, plain is necessary.
But... I've never been one for fitting inside the box."
"Ohh, I see," He nodded, head tilted to the side. "Teyvat is not a world I've heard of... I wonder if the Aeons have gazed upon it yet..."
"Mh, I will do... I'll figure out something less harsh."
"Muramasa..." He repeated the name softly to remember it, before nodding. "So, there's other kinds of fox in the universe?"
"We are a species of fox-like beings, yes," He nodded, ears swivelling towards each sound as he was circled.
"My name is Jiaoqiu, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr...?"
"I'm not a kitsune, no. They refer to my kind as "Foxian" within the Xianzhou," He explained softly, his tail swishing lazily.
//Only Dan Heng, Gorgo and Luocha can eat chocolate lmao
"Huh?" His ears twitch softly, as he can hear the sniffing and sense the other fox's warmth.
"Hello there..."
//Most of my muses can't eat chocolate bc I decided they were cat/dog/fox ppl lmao oops
Casually testing some new peppers he obtained.
"I do. It's a little unconventional, but it works~"
"I appreciate it a lot. My intention is never to actually harm my patients, but I lack the sense to know how much spice is too much..."