The opposite of Pacific Daylight Time should be Pacific Twilight Time

Eventual consistency enjoyers be like: just let me know whenever

Huge turnout to protest the abuses of the Trump administration and save the civil service in downtown Seattle. Thousands in attendance.

ORR BR SIM POC

More spice in my acronym soup please

The real public square is the elevator whiteboards.

Think Verification, which was extremely flawed but served an important purpose. He effectively blew it up and then had to recreate it because of how useful it was in its previous form.

> [Musk] simply doesn’t understand how complex these systems are or why they are the way they are.

This was incredibly obvious during the Twitter takeover. In his arrogance, he had no desire to understand why the systems existed as they did. This is not the guy you want controlling the BFS!

Meeting with people is absolutely goated

Onboarding. Redrive. Idempotency. EventHandler. None of these words are in the Bible.

Hate to say it, but weekly sync meetings are actually kind of useful.

I RTFM and backed off the ledge

Certified Loverboy,
Certified Ambient Isotopy

Trying to use mise makes me want to throw my laptop out the window

In the club, busting out the Reidemeister Moves to the track "They Knot Like Us"

Nice well-researched and thought-out design document. Unfortunately for you, I have found one system diagram where the arrows are misaligned

Remembering that Archive.ph is just run by a random anonymous dude out there keeps me warm at night.

MRS COBELL: i want the best for you mark.
MRS COBELL: i want you to live más
MARK SCOUT: live más?
MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you
MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta
MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?

Ten million would be a good starter collection size.

leaving the WHO presents a unique opportunity to join the WHO

And offshore wind has an incredible capacity factor! Largely negating the whole "well, the wind doesn't always blow" angle.

This should make it plain as day that the actual reason there's a campaign against wind energy is fossil fuel interests.

Trump: I am going to carry out systematic violence against migrants.

Elon Musk: I am a Nazi.

Guy who's really into Post-Rock: Hey, what do you think about Post-Rock?

"12 Rules for Life" if it was good

Tweet from the official account of WA Senator Maria Cantwell stating, "Great affirmation. 9-0" in reference to the TikTok ban being upheld by the Supreme Court

Tweets by Senator Maria Cantwell of WA saying, "I applaud the Biden Administration for brokering a ceasefire in Gaza that should finally begin the release of Israeli hostages and surge desperately needed aid to innocent civilians in Gaza. My hope is that this agreement will start the rebuilding process and open a new path to a durable two-state solution and larger Middle East peace plan."

Dawg my senator is cooked

Ah yes, thank you for explaining what a twin prime is, Google

Saw a fish sleeping, call that Chillapia

Thinking about opening up a gym named "Orangepraxis"

Snowstorm got me like

A pic of the EUV machine

If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a ASML Extreme Ultraviolet Lithography Machine

Go into debt if you have to

This is not satire. You can get a EUV machine for several hundred million dollars

You don't often see this brand of Photoshop slop in the age of AI. This is art.

Got that $1/mo. NYT subscription and I feel like a member of high society. Friends and family asking me, "You look different, what changed?"