a bald man is saying `` i 'm sorry come again '' while standing in a living room . ALT: a bald man is saying `` i 'm sorry come again '' while standing in a living room .

Former client - "Hey Attorney Alexander. I know it's been a few months since we've spoken. Thank you again for everything you did for me in my divorce case last year."

Me - "Oh yeah, no problem! What can I do for ya today?"

Client - "Well ... I need another divorce."

Me - "Come again?"
#divorce

a woman is making a funny face and says `` you be safe out there '' ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says `` you be safe out there ''

Y'all stay safe out here on these dating apps. The men offering to take y'all to Ruth's Chris and on nice trips to Bora Bora are in here telling the judge they need alimony from my client to pay their rent at the apartment in their mom's name.
#divorce

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says here you go . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says here you go .

OC - "Please produce all documents pertaining to your claim of adultery."

Me - "Please see attached for your client's dating app profiles, nude photos sent via text to persons other than my client, and a list of 7 previously identified mistresses. Have a great weekend!"
#divorcelawyer

Lmaooo 😂

Yeesssssss i love it here already! 🥳

Been following you on Threads & just loving your posts. Some would be hard to believe but I absolutely do. (Long ago ex in court complaining to judge that I had access to (my own) bank account. Well yes I do… and the point? So yeah…)

a man in a blue shirt is covering his face with his hand while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is covering his face with his hand while sitting at a table .

I tell people on Threads about my job as a domestic relations attorney and they cackle. Do y'all cackle over here, too? Or do I need to come up with a new brand for this app? 😂