If the shut down doesn’t end soon Republicans are gonna start hunting minorities for food & not sport.

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If you’re feelin down watch Maniac Cop. Little Campbell vs Z’Dar CHIN ON CHIN action will pull ya right outta that rut. Good for what ails ya.

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The popularity of “AI Soul music” is some Jonathan Swift shit. #Swiftie

I don’t care what the City says, Trick or Treaters around Statley Haynes Manor…ladel full of 5 alarm chili. Same as always. Hold out your hands.

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There’s still SOME time left, but I’m getting my check after this drink. The Rapture done stood me up & it’s time to stop pretending.

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“Autism is brand new/must be caused by exposure to new chemicals”

- Some Dude in his 70s who wears the same thing everyday, eats the same thing everyday & if you give him the wrong coffee will launch into an incredibly passionate speech about the many steps that caused this “institutional failure”

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To paraphrase our Lawd & Savior Chris Rock.
Leaders are assassinated. That mother fucker got shot.

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The In the Mouth of Madness theme song has no fucking business going as hard as it does & I’m grateful for it.

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I’m showing my nephew the episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Tiurtles where Raph has to become a stand-up comic to save NYC & just realized I never had a choice.

You know…we ain’t never seen Grande Americano and Suicide in the same place at the same time.

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Yall, The Guyver is on Prime and it does not fuck around.

I’m starting to think God is real & they’re a Heel.

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It’s gonna be ok yall. It’s Nick Gage day. He’s gonna fix it/me/everything

It’s hard to be hyper patriotic right now but you gotta Try to get out & celebrate July 4th while you can.

If shit goes sideways in the next couple of election cycles, we are gonna have to move this to January 6th & it’s REALLY going to fuck up the BBQ vibe.

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Double Feature Reccomendation: Sinners (2025) and The Dentist (1996) two horror movies with subtext that says a lot about the filmmakers’ differing views on going down on folks.

The new MLW referee shirts make them look a Steak and Shake manager. #MLWSummeroftheBeasts

If AAA/WWE aren’t working overtime to market Mr. Iguana to kids they are missing the whole point of everything. Love that guy.

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Fuck WWE

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Justin Long is legit our era’s Vincent Price. I mean that as a huge compliment.

Y’ALL I just got word I’ve been made a Cardinal in pectore!!! Please update your files accordingly.

It’s Memorial Day & Zone Troopers is on Prime Video. You should get all substance of choiced up & Watch it.
Be a patriot. Gawd damn it. It’ll heal this nation.

Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?

Everything’s bullshit. I’ve done the field research.

Sabu was all goosed up on gas station drugs for his final match. They haven’t announced what his COD was but I get it was bitchin’. Gawd speed beautiful weirdo!!!

I’m kinda glad Righteous Gemstones is over. For the sake of all our hearts we need to keep Walton Goggins and John Goodman on opposite coasts. Like how they won’t let the people who know all 11 herbs & spices fly in the same aircraft. We couldn’t take it if we lost them both.

Main event of TNA Impact this week is Maclin vs EY in a dog collar match & it’s pretty bitchin if you like an old Canadian dude whipping the shit out of MAGA surrogate with some not super subtle leather daddy subtext. I swear this is a compliment #TNAImpact #TNApoligist #CrossTheLine

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I really need to know where Pope Leo stands in the great Chicago Stand-ups vs. Improvisors beef.

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Even in shit weather my favorite view ever is 65S with open road infront of me.

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Love death metal? Puns? Weed?
Brother welcome home!!! Have a happy!