Jack Donaghy saying “That’s Michigan. We count those.”

aw, finmy's just jealous

To be faaair, there was also some how-is-this-not-fraudulent self-dealing with the shramps, too.

Well, that makes one of us.

I will go to my grave believing that we lost the war against COVID when someone released a study showing that Black people suffered slightly worse outcomes.

I don’t know whether 100 million Americans can be called a conspiracy, but the discussion changed HARD after that paper.

TURN IT OFF. TURN IT OFF NOW.

I think maybe I just don’t like space opera.

This is a win-win for Michigan as far as I’m concerned.

The Absolute Batman and Wonder Woman are so good, and I can’t stand the Superman.

I saw it after hearing there was A Twist, and I thought maybe I had figured it out, but the movie convinced me I was wrong.

You have less than a month to read “Hench” and prepare for this. It will not be enough time, but that’s on you, isn’t it.

One of my most tinfoil-hat beliefs is that the world would be better if you had to stare at a mirror and say “I am not IN traffic, I AM traffic” for five minutes before you got a driver’s license.

I just go to Winsipedia and noodle around.

The most cracker-eating shit I’ve seen in a while.

I genuinely was thinking "Someone's done this before, right? There's no way somebody didn't do a 'Sportsball, eh?' last year..."

Someone with a Rice Owl avatar stumbled in from the Discover feed to mansplain to Jamie why it's better to pursue structural reform blah blah blah anyway he has zero likes, zero retweets, and a shit ton of quote tweets and replies from people contributing with dunk-on-Rice numbers.

bro did not need to jump in just because he saw a woman talking tho

a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard Alt: blinking guy blinks hard

holy balls josh

Look, it's not like we have anything ELSE to do that day.

I didn't check back until PTKU had zoomed into second -- who hit $10K first between them?

wassup, gary

USC has scored 104 points to Rice's 21 in their 3-0-1 history.

So I just gave NAP $104.21.

engineer that

nah, we're good

why would you tag me in a Teams message to me and only me

why

why is that a thing

I think we all know that it depends almost entirely on which political party that official pledged allegiance to.

The legacy of the Trump Era: All This Ruin, And For What?

LEE CRONIN'S A MUMMY sends entirely the wrong signals.

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Yeah, I've missed two flights in my life, both of them spiraled into incredibly expensive and enraging incidents, and I will never get close to missing one again.