so gross

you can do this with a lot of trans people and get away with it because they can't afford the money or emotional cost of a lawsuit, but sooner or later you'll end up katie hopkinned by your bigotry and putting your house on the market to cover the fees

transphobes thinking they've won the war and can say whatever they want now will blow up in their faces. no, the supreme court didn't actually say you can call trans people sexual predators, you fucking freaks

they're so angry about all allegations against her being thrown out that they are hounding her to another country with more false, vicious allegations. but they're definitely the good guys!

'they thought i was dead but i am a trendsetter 😌'

they pay me in money, which i use to buy woims

watching open-mouthed as 30 floats drive past, each themed on a different nude

always wondered what the baku onlycans festival was all about

Go ahead and destroy the Earth, Sun. Make the people happy

i'd love to see the prompt that created this. both for chad starmer and the reform guy

😫

apparently if you get the charging port replaced they can put one in with wireless charging too. hayley got it done

Tweet Coffee Lovers and Fans @tony.... 4d ..• Just listened to a full episode of Red Scare for the first time. Holy crap those girls are mean cyberbud @num1_cyberbud • 3d theyre great. like a high iq paris-and-nicole duo, using their girl boners to navigate politics, and somehow managing to derive actual insight from it Coffee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktruther Replying to @num1 cyberbud You sound like a pervert who belongs in Hell 10:48 AM • 2/1/23

you've never seen them do a joke that wasn't one or more of these. you haven't

the three pillars of humour in the melt bible:

- fat
- gay
- poor

a melt doing fatphobia in place of humour???

that's it, you're all getting put on notice!

you can never have too much energy

'have you seen the latest with mumsnet? 👁️'

no, i haven't. it's none of my business lol

lol, isn't it. goes to right to people's heads

The fish rots from the head, Mr Starmer

re: last repost, people obsessed with websites they're not on is so weird to me. like wdym you're actively monitoring who follows who on a site you've declared you'll never use again lol. get a fucking grip

if you 'left twitter years ago' why do you even care. why are you even talking about it. It's not your jurisdiction is it? so the only reason to talk about it is to be smug about how you chose the better website aka minimise real shit happening in front of you. it's rank just stop

they were going to do a sequel where an estate agent can lie but it was thought to be too implausible

the truth is in his dna. and yet... 😅

jim carrey in liar liar saying 'i *can* lie!'

a lawyer who can lie. hilarious concept

liar liar (1997) is a film about a lawyer who is given the ability to lie for a single day. hijinks ensue

they have opted in by inventing cookie notices

we finally found a more annoying thing than cookie notices jamming up everything 🥳

sorry for your loss mate

tim curry in home alone 2 saying 'ik houd van je'