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ICE shot a man today in California. "Lyons said as ICE officers approached the car, "the wanted gang member weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run an officer over.' The ICE agents fired at Mendoza Hernandez..."
Every time ICE has made this claim, it's been a lie.
the Ecuadorian president is the son of the richest man in Ecuador aka billionaire nepotist. He’s a fascist who’s been scheming ways to break the Ecuadorian constitution. It’s fucked
I politely asked the gate attendant if it says “on time” because they legally have to give me a refund if a domestic flight is 3 hours late and they just smiled at me all guilty like. Brb working on getting the refund
Love that my flight says “on time” but also has the original time crossed out with a new time 3 hours later. Is this the new normal? is this on time?
My partner and I decided the states are no longer safe for them. I just dropped them and our dog off at the airport. I am not okay. Fuck trump. fuck the republicans. fuck ice. fuck the lukewarm democrats who have always supported this fascist agenda. fuck this godforsaken hellhole of a country
I just saw ICE doing traffic control outside terminal B about 10 minutes ago
the day he dies is going to hit so good
Tweet from Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz: Justice has been done. I welcome the decision of the Chief Military Prosecutor, Major General Itai Ofir, to close the Sde Teiman cases against IDF soldiers and to cancel the indictment against them. This trial was born in sin by the previous Military Advocate General, using a blood libel against IDF soldiers and criminal investigation methods, and I am glad that justice has been done and the trial has been canceled. The role of the IDF's legal system is to protect and safeguard IDF soldiers who engage heroically in war against cruel monsters, and not the rights of the terrorists of Hamas. I am convinced that the decision will lead to a new path.
The Defense Minister of Israel says it was "blood libel" to go after Israeli soldiers caught on camera raping a Palestinian.
You: “Obama Spice”
Me: “Little Orphan Obama”
Say free Palestine, abolish ice, and arrest the Epstein administration .. go on
Spent years building my credit to be in the excellent range only for a 15 minute hospital visit (with no help from the doctors) to ruin it all. what’s the fucking point anymore?
So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right
I’d be so fucking embarrassed to know the adult who’s watching over me, believed Ai was conscious
The dumbass corporate suits rolled up to my workplace & slapped concert lights on the roof of the 18th floor just to host their own DJ parties and guess what? After just two events, the FAA showed up & gave them a $10,000 fine for distracting pilots. Guess 15 pilots made complaints in just 2 days
currently an aarakocran bard street busker who’s shell never fully cracked because of a hag curse put on my parents. I walk around with a helmet of uncracked shell/underpants. The lore is very convoluted
Episode 2 out now!
Really enjoying seeing you and your art on the show. Wednesdays are my Dnd night so the last couple of weeks we’ve been running our campaign then winding down with Draw Your Weapons
Charles Schwab 🤢🤮
I wish it was but this literally happened
still not over this
Never once in my life have I experienced this
my bank just put me on hold and there’s no music but there is an ai voice spewing imperialist propaganda about Iran!!!
I’ll never forgive ai for taking the em dash from me
You really ate up that propaganda like a hearty meal. Iran has been 2 days away from having nukes for 30 years now
Day 1 of this “war” and they have already murdered children at an elementary school. How many of you dems are going to continue to lick fascist billionaire pedophile boot? Pathetic coward
This is going to be bad
Last time I bought anything from Amazon was in 2018. Might be my only good decision
randomly got offered a job injecting pigs with marijuana but it’s the animal kind 💔 not doing it