i love wearing my jeans fresh out of the laundry. love being unable to sit squat or walk for a minimum of six hours

Ohh awesome!!

The swift parrot’s distinctive call was recorded dozens of times in a patch of Tasmanian forest. Then the forest was logged Scientists estimate the endangered bird’s population has slumped to about 750. But the logging agency responsible for clearing its habitat said it acted lawfully

🚨Exposed: A major Bunnings timber supplier has been linked to logging in critically endangered swift parrot habitat 🦜

#Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz

Oh! What is the degree you're about to graduate from? Congrats!!

A man on the tram just called his friend on the phone. His mate's name is Dangles. Onya Dangles

My brother said to me that he doesn't care for the monster of the week episodes of the X Files which is absolutely the wrong take to have.

We All Hate AI, but if You’re Poor, It Can Really Ruin Your Life Debt collection. Parole decisions. Oversight of public services. It’s all being outsourced to AI, with terrible consequences for poor people.

A human bureaucrat can destroy only so many lives in a day; AI can ruin the lives of tens of thousands at once:
https://bit.ly/4c1xglU

The mass drowning of emperor penguin chicks as sea ice is melted by the climate crisis has led the International Union for Conservation of Nature to declare the species officially in danger of extinction.

Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Maybe I'm self-concious about my own chin and neck, but it feels like all young people who get a lil filler and a lil bit of botox and perfect foreheads all also have the same chin. How? How did they all end up with the same chin??? How?? I want that chin!! Gimme that neck and chin

It's such a good tshirt! I want one

Saw someone wearing a tshirt that said in big letters on thr back SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE

where will we meet now?

My hatred for the ampersand in work PowerPoints is strong and overwhelming

Restore funding for Writers Victoria - Petitions - Parliament of Victoria

I was brave today! (posted in the work group chat asking my colleagues to sign the petition to save writers vic) www.parliament.vic.gov.au/get-involved...

A metal cylinder sticking 10m out of the ground, in the middle of a road in Osaka.

This large metal cylinder in Osaka is not connected to the road overhead. It's new sewerage, and the top is supposed to be at road level. For reasons no-one can yet explain, the pipe rose 10m overnight. www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/202...

Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards Poet’s second collection The Rot won the Victorian prize for literature and the Indigenous writing category * Get our weekend culture and lifestyle email Evelyn Araluen has won both the $100,000 Victorian prize for literature and the $25,000 Indigenous writing category at this year’s Victorian premier’s literary awards, for her second poetry collection The Rot. Selected from almost 700 books entered for the prize, The Rot won the two awards on Thursday night, having also been shortlisted in the poetry category. The Goorie and Koori poet won the 2022 Stella prize, and was shortlisted for three premier’s literary prizes, for her debut collection Dropbear. Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morning Continue reading...

Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards

After all that and there’s not one bare buttock in Wuthering Heights (2026)

AFR website headline: This exec wakes up at 4.15 every morning to ‘do better’ Felix Sekulla, a NAB executive for proprietary home loans and a 2025 BOSS Young Executive, lives half a day before most of us wake up.

Clearly a skill issue, i get up around 7 and do just fine

Lantana is famously not set in Melbourne. And it's not funny, or full of punks from the Tote. But where in this trilogy viewing would you place Lantana?

Cumquat: nature's Warhead lolly

Ideal triple feature for someone who has just moved to Australia from like, Canada. In the following order:
1. Dogs in Space
2. Crackerjack
3. The Castle

This will guarantee the viewer optimal tonal viewing journey

We needed to normalise wearing name tags in the office

Big year for horse girls starting week after next!

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.

That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

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It's February, so here's a lil catch up. Fringe World Perth was a good time. Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival next, and some other appearances too!

https://lucybest.com/2026/02/04/its-february/

NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026:

Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question.

An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub.

FEB 20 - MAR 8
ARTHUR ARTBAR

photo by Kate Cameron

adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

Every day I go to work, talk about Mamdani's hot wife's hair cut, bring up pictures of her on google, point out how chic both her hair and she is, do my work, and go home.

Ohh oh no!!

Brilliant! Thank you!

I think of this tweet often