Doctor: I have a medical degree.

Joe Rogan: I have an opinion! These two things are the same!

If it weren't so terrifying, it'd be kinda funny how fucked we all are.

Diablo 4 is really, really, really very quite good.

Two focaccia ready to go into the oven, each on their own cast iron skillet.

Two finished focaccia (is that the plural of focaccia?) Sans cast iron pans (missing them)

Pizza and fire in a pizza oven

Pepperoni pizza (Sans fire and oven)

Made Pizza and Focaccia over the weekend. Turned out well.

*waves*

Adding an s to the beginning excellent changes the meaning completely.

I made pizza

that feeling when your Skeets aren't even mid

How does anyone have time for Skeeting when there's tears of the kingdom to play?

'what's mid'

It me.

There's a strange feeling of power, getting your first invite code.

“Don’t worry it’s just a cold”

WHY WOULD I WANT A COLD WHY WOULD YOU BE OK GETTING ME A COLD

alright, fuck it. anybody who follows and shares this post gets a free sketch. let's see how dumb this idea is.

I reject this narrative and skeet my own.

Got my first like on this here platforme today and it made me happy, so I'm gonna celebrate by being refined and drinking an avocado beer.

Far left opinion: everyone deserves a place to live, enough food to eat, snd free health care as the bare minimum

Far right opinion: everyone I’ve been taught to hate deserves to be killed

The inside of a red tube at a kids park, the sage wisdom 'Be gay, do crime' written in a smattering of prophetic lower and uppercase letters, advice to the future furnished by an anonymous past.

Public park life advice

There aren't enough early morning Skeeters.

Anyone who invites a Nazi is a Nazi

I am completely convinced mr clean magic erasers are tools of witchcraft.

Beautiful, beautiful tools of witchcraft.

Where is Climate activist / scientist bluesky, and how to I connect to it.

In which I post a daily shark fact on Bluesky every day unless I forget in which case they’ll be more like daily-ish:

The megamouth shark (Megachasma pelagios, “giant mouth of the deep”) was discovered by the US navy when they hit one. With their anchor.

Just turn the sky off and on again. That normally fixes this error.

bluesky is where you and 70,000 of your closest friends all punch nazis

Hey bsky I'm at a Blink conceet

Making the cellphone you're reading this on likely emitted 62kg of CO2.

Your love is like Bohemian Rhapsody

Everyone knows it

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Time to bring my best hot take to bluesky.

Hot Fuzz is the greatest movie ever made.