People sure like Porch Fest

the funny thing about Texans and their paranoia about this stuff is that it's so, so clear their terror of Islam is based on projection of their own guilt

it's the quintessential cowboy state (my family is from there, I lived there for years) & they're convinced they're being colonized

Once a business knows you’re willing to pay more for their product, they’ll never roll back. “Passing the savings down to you” is a lie.

Americans have not been at war with Iranians for nearly 50 years. Religious zealots in the US government have hated, feared and wanted to destroy the religious zealots in the Iranian government. And vice versa.

Innocent people die when the religious go to war.

Love how every time I criticise WWE, non wrestling fans enter the chat to tell me how pro wrestling is fake and that they don’t know how people can watch it. Dude, just fuck off with your stupid opinions, no one asked.

Nothing more depressing than going to facebook and experiencing the unconditional love for billionaires.

Man it never even occurs to dogs to give YOU a belly rub.

The Free State of Florida has struck again.

Cardinals beat the Astros again

ESPN is short for ESPN Ruins Everything

Capitalists fear socialism. But instead of trying to win over the public by offering better products for lower prices, they turn to the government to spread fear and impose punishments.

Man, the Cooper Young farmer’s market gets all “streets of Casablanca” once you have a bag of goods in your hand and the other vendors see that you’re a “buyer.”

Two thirds of the Grizzlies season was their fans hoping that they and certain other teams would lose.

Something has to change in the NBA

But the kids love him

“It’s so hard to be a Dodgers fan”— Dodgers fans after the Dodgers fail to win by five runs or more.

The clown who's endlessly charmed by a word he had never heard of before,"groceries," also never of the place they come from.

You get the feeling Fetterman took a bag and is working for another one before his term runs out.

The Super Clown enjoys attacking Americans, as do his own individual supporters who often take the strays but cheer him on anyway.

I'm howling at this! 😆

Remember Super Clown's first administration when people got $22 extra and conservatives gushed about how that was a membership to Costco?

As usual with this administration, we're celebrating a thing that was previously a thing.

Not sure why enjoying music should have an age restriction

There are millions of non-millionaire conservatives who are genuinely worried for millionaires.

Super Clown is the smartest president we've ever had, but also doesn't know whether or not he's depicting himself as Jesus.

The coddling is amazing.

I'll give credit where it's due, The Super Clown gave skillful and disciplined responses to questions about the Pope during his helicopter press conference .

Lot of friends telling me that the picture on the left wasn’t taken of me ten years ago.

I'm very stupid. Which is why I have no idea why the United States should invade Cuba.

This month in Memphis there have been a number of stories about kids shooting kids in parks and people are asking, How do we keep kids away from parks, and not, How do we keep guns away from kids.

Everyone was so captivated by the middle aged zoomer that they failed to notice what was coming out of his mouth

"You think Matt Gaetz is cool..."