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He comes from the place with like the most corner stores! There are a ton of corners in Manhattan and Queens.

Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?

Elderly billionaire, someone who tbh needs the wealth he has hoarded least.

Identify the image of a doctor must not be a question on the cognitive exam.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

He’s cooked. His brain is mashed potatoes. He’s flailing.

He’s so mad, because he can’t push Iran around like he did building contractors back in 1985.

Them ankles are thick 😬

There is gonna be a primary, there will be debates. May the best candidate emerge.

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

Vintage classroom TV setup

I wanna watch the Artemis landing on this.

I’m not numb, I’m so terrified. On edge, and scared, and worried about our future. He’s dooming all of us who will remain. We are horrible and awful people who should never be trusted.

scene from lord of the rings "this is it, if I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been"

Artemis II today.

Nutella… In Space!!!

He looks like he hasn’t slept in like 40 years 😵‍💫

Horrible person making good point

Just to add, I now see that it is raining, probably the reason he came back from the club.

It doesn’t seem like he was at the golf course for long. I doubt he had time to play. He’s totally alone on Easter.

My Gen Z coworker was convinced that it was atypical for Millennials to live in apartments with roommates when we were in our early to mid 20’s.

Moon with a face from A Trip to the Moon, a 1902 French science-fiction film written by Georges Méliès.

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

I want to think one of the primary duties of the Governor of St. Helena is to go check on the tortoise.

Not assistant to the traveling secretary?

The historians were like heck no!

I’m old enough to remember the great egg price inflation outrage of 2024.

happy big ball chunky time to all who celebrate