You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!
They're cowards for not doing this.
Trent
Reznor’s
Original
Noises
rob delaney My wife weeping with gratitude as I demand the London Philharmonic play “Old Town Road” for our son Brendy. (woman crying as man with a cold over his shoulder shouts in front of an orchestra) Greggs tagged into the post
you might be handsome and suave, CLIVE, but you can’t escape me pausing on your face looking silly
I’m glad my boy is in good hands 🫡
Trevor, mouth full of burger bun but no patty: “CSPLT I PSST PHHTO?”
Liz: “Sure honey, just wash your hands”
MY FAVS
my instinct when a billionaire is being parodied is always to say “as Elon Musk” but that dude simply does not have the swagger and anything depicting him accurately would be borderline unwatchable
watching A Murder At the End of the World. Very good murder mystery antics, Clive Owen as Steve Jobs
Happy Birthday, Rusty! Congrats on making me wonder if the age was you doing a bit
hashtag music
who’s this?
good(?)
Cushiest, no-effort job in hell is the demon who tortures Tolkien by showing him his biggest fans.
that’s why he doesn’t sussudio for me
not me man
OMG ! This dude recorded tens of thousands of shows in Chicago in the late 80s and early 90s and beyond --
like Shonen Knife when they were playing on campus, the Sugarcubes in 1987, amazing audio treasure trove:
lmao
never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say
MOBY DICK
GOOD BOOK
unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”
Intense energetic bold inky greeny dark greeny colourful dove, with white and yellow chesty
Pink headed dove with dark blue sky, inky winky drawing
Blue Rock thrush all sensible with red brown backdrop
Rock thrush blue possibly startled, big eye, characterful
I put these bird drawings on my website so someone could buy them. Support art! Support colour! Support hands and making things with them!
www.chloecumming.com/birds
Three audiobooks titled “The Daughter”, “The Wrong Daughter” and “The Last Witch of Scotland”
“no, I don’t have a favourite child, I love them all equally”
I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.
I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.
The only good April Fools joke was when a library posted a headline saying “Study Shows Literacy Problems BC People Reply To Articles They Didn’t Read” When you clicked the link “lol April Fools there is no article. Tell no one” Then people who had not clicked the link argued about literacy all day.
personally i think jay-z has most likely been looking at a two digit readout this whole time and he's got absolutely no idea how much problems
did it get less suggestive over time? you be the judge
