Do they pay rent?

There's a lot of retro movies this year. Mario Galaxy, Masters of the Universe, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, etc... What the universe is missing is a Soul Calibur game

Who else is still feeling the joy this morning? 🙋‍♀️🚀🧑‍🚀 THIS is what science can do!!

a screenshot of a mobile game ad showing a woman with green hair holding a swaddled baby with a young girl with red hair in a decrepit living room on a snowy night. The family is shivering because they dressed for summer

what is it with mobile game ads wanting single mothers to suffer?

Also, Petra and Bernadetta are the best, thank you for your attention on this matter.

Agreed! Caspar and Ashe have some of my favorite interactions though

Thinking about it this morning on Easter man it's really obvious how Kingdom Hearts got *super* big with chrisitan kids. It's all there, light and darkness and the devil and temptation and mickey mouse and cloud final fantasy just like in the bible

This bird looks like it's going to say, "Please, detective, you have to understand I have no idea who killed my husband and I'm terribly sick about it"

Jesus Christ, the god of carpentry

Remembering Heath Ledger on his birthday 💞

Lego gameboy set

When I was 11 I won a design an ad contest where the prize was $50, I was so pumped to buy some sick Legos until I found out it wasn't cash it was a Patriot Bond I'd have to wait decades to be able to use. I'm pleased to report I cashed it today and immediately went and bought some sick ass Legos

Again I would like to reiterate, as something of an expert on the man and his work: there is actually nothing funnier or less film-literate than accusing someone of *ripping off Quentin Tarantino*

legitimately one of the most heartbreaking F4 storylines

me when I create a new email account

not leo pulling the

a close up of a person wearing sunglasses with green lenses Alt: a close up of a person wearing sunglasses with green lenses

That's me, eagle eyes over here

They say, using three hashtags

I'm waiting, Jim, come back to us

Watched someone streaming a little of RE9.

They scoffed at the yellow labels on breakable wooden crates, then proceeded to miss every single breakable vase, the whole while complaining about the lack of ammo.

Absolute cinema. 😂

🤩 THE FABRIC 🤩

it's a social media app where you review movies! Some people take it seriously, some people are funny with it. I'm personally a part of the second group.

chandeesweet’s profile chandeesweet uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 189 films watched. Favorites: The Princess Bride (1987), A Knight's Tale (2001), 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Sing Street (2016). Bi...

(to the tune of "Call Me Maybe") hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my letterboxd, so follow me maybe boxd.it/58EGD

"your mom" jokes

Truman Show is one of my favorite movies 🤩

Say what you will about roaches but I'm glad their first instinct is to run and not bite. They fear us properly.

I misread that as Ace Attorney and was about to ask questions LMAO

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not