Luigi’s Mansion is trending?! Oh. Oh…

Really hoping an alien invasion doesn’t wake me up at night or else there’ll be hell to pay.

If it happens mid-day, like when I’m at work, totally different welcome. Changes everything.

I need you to watch the video Jameis Winston recorded for this QB comp on ESPN 🤣

This Steelers Bengals game is becoming a Steelers Bengals game.

My son told me the sky was beautiful this morning. It was.

You know what would be cool? If the NFL let teams use timeouts to undo other teams’ timeouts to force the clock to keep running.

Would really add another level.

Pretty Herbig-ass play to start the game.

Desperately hoping for a pigeon update on Acrisure before the Steelers game today. The betting community depends on it.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

I am the now smartest and richest person alive.