Him: What do you think of this house on Zillow?
Me: Makes my shoulders hurt just looking at the pictures.
His friend: Why? What does that mean?
Him: She wants to take a sledge hammer to the tile floors & a paint roller to all of the walls!
Me: It’s a gut job. Pass. I’m too old for it.
This 💯! #MilitaryReadiness depends on healthy troops.
Can’t wear a vest in the middle of the forehead, so what’s the point? Evil doesn’t die.
✅ I’ve been using it instead of Google for years.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Pure gold! #Virginia
Flu spreads efficiently especially in close quarters like military troop lodging facilities. If you are in the military you are required to get several vaccines because of how devastating outbreaks can be to troops and also because they are more likely be targeted by agents of biological warfare.
www.cbsnews.com/news/pete-he... This is a terrible policy if you want military readiness. This will only weaken our defenses. #Stupid
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He’s not hiring the best, just cheaters, grifters, and amoral losers.
Happy 4/20!
Funny story. I was getting my teeth cleaned and this song was playing. Six months later when I’m in the chair again, I called the hygienist, “Roxanne.” She goes, “Umm, my name is Stephanie!” When I realized it must have been the song that made me misremember her name we both had a good laugh.
Vaccine-hesitant parents, who had been goaded by RFK Jr., are rethinking the misinformation they once believed. Enough of them are quietly changing their minds on the MMR shot that it's starting to slow some of the measles outbreaks
www.cidrap.umn.edu/human-papill... This is huge! Many parents don’t think their boys need the HPV vaccine. #VaccinesWork
Like a bird, we grew wings to glide
Building dams, we have turned the tide
Stopped abiding by nature’s ties
Now we rise beyond the skies
Will we bring our own demise?
#NowPlaying
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Yes. She met him with a group of friends. She thought he was cute until she tried to have a conversation with him. 🤣
So cute!
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
New episode of the Fastest Hour in Texas Media:
- South Texas Catholics throwing MAGA hats in the trash
- @evan7257.bsky.social checks in on the ICE throwdown in H-Town (that's coming to your city next)
- An election denier performs for the Texas Senate GOP
open.spotify.com/episode/3KhC...
He's a little socially awkward because he's homeschooled and he's not really my type, but he's fun to hang out with.
My friend’s 16 year old daughter just sent me this when I asked her about a new boy she met at a community event. She is in all AP/Honors classes & wants to go to med school. She has never been on a date or had a boyfriend. I told her to focus on herself right now
Agree, Eric. The internet is forever. Kids have no choice in this invasion of privacy. Content shared is often embarrassing & can do mental health damage for decades. It’s also a physical safety issue when predators are freaking everydamnwhere.
Also comments, “The fish ain’t bitin’ when them cows are laying down!”
🤭Blame it all on my roots.
Big hugs, Taco’s person. I try, too.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. 55.
“This is to have succeeded.”
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
So true!
*sees cows laying down* Normal folk: no comment Southerners: It's fixna rain."
It’s disgusting & frightening how ubiquitous pedophilia is. Public hanging is too good for those evil sickos.
