antigamente quando a gente via tanta propaganda quanto a gnt vê hj significava que nosso pc tava cheio de vírus

Sonhei que o Wagner Moura era meu parça e xavecava a crush que eu gosto

a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

me ajudaria demais.
Também serve se a pessoa quiser alugar um quarto/ um sofá sem o valor abusivo que o Airbnb anda cobrando de taxas.

Galera, o papo é sério mesmo: preciso ir para Vitória dia 02 de Maio e fico até dia 08 de Maio. Eu gostaria muito que alguém me hospedasse por parte dos dias (eu sei que uma semana é muito, mas uns três dias já me ajudariam bastante).
Se alguém puder me hospedar/ ou conhecer alguém que possa,

Fodida com ascendente em tóxica e lua em doida

fobia de palhaço podia se chamar clownstrofobia ia ser muito mais legal

bicho inteligente demais

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Principalmente por causa desse detalhe

trump é o mágico de oz

Taurina (o meu é dia 27)

ATENÇÃO!!!

Quem quer trabalhar comigo a hora é agora. Estamos com vagas para professores visitantes, salário de até R$ 14.500. Áreas de Letras (português/inglês), Administração, Matemática e Química e Física. Soltem o RT, por favor.

ifrs.edu.br/viamao/wp-co...

interlagos e mesopotamia são quase o mesmo nome

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

POM TIAN, Feliz Páscoa, vamo comer chocolate 🍫

MAS ANTES vamos edificar a mente com a última parte dessa série impromptu

Pq Jesus é uma coisa, Cristo é outra e Jesus Cristo é outra coisa diferente?

Caiu aqui 👇🏻

Perdão pela minha alienação, mas o que eu posso fazer perante a atual situação política é torcer pelo Irã, torcer pra todo mundo envolvido com o Vorcaro se foder, torcer pra redpill morrer empalado, torcer pro Bolsonaro se desintegrar. Não há muito a ser feito

The Jetsons lied to us

Natalie Portman de peruca rosa no filme Closer

Natalie Portman de maquiagem sinistra em Black Swan

aquele meme

daddy issues / mommy issues

Karma is a bitch

PROMETA

Top Panel: Shows Gary (Jason Segel), Mary (Amy Adams), and the Muppet Walter standing together with concerned and slightly confused expressions. They are labeled "Boomers," "Gen Z," and "Gen Alpha," respectively. Bottom Panel: Shows a dramatic, low-angle shot of Kermit the Frog's silhouette as he walks forward, carrying a small bag. It is captioned: "Millennials coming to fix the computer."

Sorry but this is far too accurate

"ah agora é proibido não gostar de gato?" sim

Sabia que na Wikipedia eles tem uma tabela com a letra de "O Pulso" dos Titãs e a explicação e o código no CID-10 de cada doença mencionada na música?

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

very logical thing to do on gradient horse...
gradient.horse

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

A screenshot of an Android app. Text: ▲ Nearby Glasses Smart Glasses are probably nearby Device: Unknown RSSI: -42 dBm Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E) Company: Meta Platforms, Inc. This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning. Debug Log [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

I made an app.
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby.

I hope it's useful for someone.

Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple
github.com/yjeanrenaud/...

It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making