a cartoon character wearing a red shirt that says instruct on it Alt: Scene from South Park, with a character saying, "You're gonna have a bad time."

"Dog-like" plus "cat armorment" =...

A black cane corso is laying on a couch while looking soulfully into your eyes...

Lady loves you both.

And squirrel 🤣

... for Ned to sleep in. 🙃

We just need to camp out until dinner is ready. Oh that reminds me... everyone: bring tents

"Naming Things is Hard..."

Yeah, as short lived as it was.

Jerry no, just, no...

Me too. And, with spring here, the "City of Trees" is raining/puking pollin and crap everywhere; after breathing it for 10-20min (one thing that really sucks on a motorcycle IMO), I really need to sneeze/cough, but too self concious to do [if i can resist] if anyone is nearby, even in a parking lot.

Lol, "me too". I'm actually both impressed and happy that both of us could both be surprised by something at this point...

(Admittedly, I first tried phrasing that to have "other connotations", but it seemed to REALLY cross a line... like, waaayyyy too many lines)

Got a new laptop at work. That means I need new stickers...

I really wanted Cortana to have the same attitude as in the game and books.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

He does kind of have a guilty face there...

"Technically" i could walk there (it's in my neighborhood), but who wants to risk the ice cream melting... 🙃

Gunther's ice cream.

(Also note to self for next time, their half gallon container fits in the tank bag easily)

a man in a blue shirt is crawling in the mud . Alt: A man sliding on his stomach down a muddy bank.

Wait, most important question: why isn't there a doggie slumber party going on??!!! Complete with, uhh, "<redacted>slides"...

We weren't supposed to say that part of loud!!!

a girl is sitting on a picnic table with the words im dead behind her Alt: I'm dead...

That's it...

The dog laying down giving a look of "Just... what do you want???"

But then you'd just say there was no "proof" when you got home...

Oh that looks yummy... alas, I ate a big lunch/early dinner... at least that's how I'm justifying...

bsky.app/profile/dotn...

A "monster of spoiling love" 🙃

Ok for reals, let's do this... they have to have a container that will fit...

I have a serious craving for ice cream, and I [almost] don't care what flavor... so I'm jumping on my bike to go to the nearby local "Disneyland of ice cream", and I'm thinking I'll just walk in with my tank bag and say "what will fit in THIS?"

Side note, and wishing there was a button for tagging everyone I've interacted with today... but you all were the dream "timeline clense" that I both knew-i-needed and didnt-know at the same time.

Now to get back home...

I think i can speak on behalf of others on this one: We actually absolutely adore and respect Ned to a really high degree (and whether he believes it or not, he's earned that and then some)... but he can and sometimes does "dish it out" far better than any of us dish it to him.

Pasding a message along...

"Omg, you weren't already on your way back?!!! Did you not clearly see the cries for help?!!!"

Signed,

Indy, Darby, Kel [and @lisaroyal.bsky.social]