Bring me Mr. Oliver Watkins now.

Dark arts on and off the pitch.

did anyone consider postponing matches when Jota, Alisson and Harvey Elliott were all missing? Hmm? Hmmmmmmm?!

The PGMOL is literally just hitting every panic button within reach. They can’t believe everyone is on to them.

Spurs quite literally scored from a corner which should've been a goal kick too lol

Oh here we go again I’ve missed this!

Would probably throw an absolutely prime Theo Walcott into the conversation, but yeah, it's Alexis.

Think it's also an indirect at the players. A lot of those forwards fighting for their future.

Thomas Partey just gave me even more reason to hate him by nabbing the scarf from Martinelli.

Imagine him chanting back at the crowd with the scarf on. Would genuinely be an all timer clip.

We were attacking differently last week prior to the Saka injury so I’m sure it’ll be more of the same

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The eh standards are just so high

More concerned for the sanity of the 11% who think he hasn’t exceeded expectations than anything else.

Oh ok heard some rumours he was doing some light running but clearly not true haha

In kit?

Tomi back?

What a depressing way to view entertaining football.

You could say that about literally any slightly risky action in football. You don’t gain if you don’t risk.

Ok you tell yourself this Liverpool side would be playing at the same level if you lost Salah for 2 months. Or VVD for 4 months. Or Trent for 6 months. None of your cover fully compensates for what you lose when those guys are missing.

Konate ahead of Saliba for France? What happened at the EUROs then?

You're still missing my major point. Us, you and City are massively dependent on three truly elite players. Saka, Odegaard & Saliba. Salah, Trent & VVD. Rodri, KDB & Haaland. All three of us suffer when one of those is missing.

But my point still stands even if you didn't have the huge injury list. VVD drops out you have a centre-back pairing of Konate and Matip, which is obviously considerably worse. Trent to Bradley you lose a lot on the ball. Salah to any one of your other forwards is a major drop off.

Ah but chucking gambling sponsors all over every single shirt in the league thereby encouraging addiction is absolutely fine

The main reason you fell off last season was because Salah and VVD's form dipped. It's ok to admit you're just as dependent on those two and Trent as we are on Saka, Ode, and Saliba. Special teams have special players and when even one of them is missing/not at their best it shows.

Sorry, missed Allison. The rest though, come on. Surely Matip wouldn't start ahead of better than Saliba Konate. Thiago played like 10 minutes of football last season.

And not a single Arsenal fan would Kieran Tierney, who hasn't started a game for the club like 2 years as a starter.

So one player missing who regularly started for you last season? (Jota started 14 games)

So Salah being half fit didn’t contribute at all to finishing 7 points of us last season when you were 5 clear in January🫣

Also England u21 midfielder’ and ‘back-up left-back’ did make me giggle.

So you scraped past Southampton in your one game without a player with comparable impact on your team in Trent to what Ødegaard has on us. We drew to the ‘best team in the world’ finishing with a back four of Partey-White-Kiwior-Lewis Skelly😭

Is it? Or has your squad just not been tested to the extent ours has been yet?