my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

the new pope must announce SuperHell

We didn't clear house following Reconstruction or following the Civil Rights Movement and we absolutely have to do it next time.

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

me when i'm thinking of building the UESC Marathon

birdsrightsactivist has painted human babies and hidden them in the shrubbery.

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

Doll with weirdly jointed legs

Doll with two faces

Unspeakable dolls in the Nürnberg toy museum 😱

this was certainly a portent, yet we ignored it

The incredible, eye-melting original ending to PHASE IV (1974), Saul Bass's cerebral take on the 'When Animals Attack' sub-genre; super-intelligent ants, in this case.

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

calling bibimbap "boy kibble" in the korean restaurant and getting my skull caved in with a stone bowl

It’s big ball chunky time

Inside each teef, is a whole lot of meaf…

αὐτὸς γὰρ ἐφέλκεται ἄνδρα σίδηρος

"For iron itself incites men [to violence]" (Odyssey 19.13).

One of the great examples of how sharp Greek, especially Homer's, can be in its brevity.

The verb, ἐφέλκειν, is literally 'to draw, drag, take in tow,' so the iron itself is dragging men to violence.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

The Tech ICE Uses To Find You YouTube video by Proton

So excited to have a new video out with @proton.me!! youtu.be/b1K7yLWs2DM?

Report cover with title “Wyoming truck accident facts 1977,” with the first letter of each word emphasized so that “WTAF” is prominent. Illustrations of truck accidents.

*pounds the table* POR-TENT! POR-TENT!

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

The enemy gets a vote? The enemy? You gave him a vote?