Ah shite!

I sometimes feel the same, right up until someone gives me the good news that the sh!tter’s blocked and I’m expected to spring into action!

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Getting my elderly mother a subscription to Private Eye last Christmas 'because I know you like Ian Hislop on TV' has been way more effective at reducing her right-wing rants than several years of effort by me & my siblings. Cheers Ian

A shake is not a stroke. You might be doing it wrong.

Excellent plan 🫡

Looks like it’s the weekend after Easter next year. Pencil it in?

Would love to be there for the Ronde

My Mum’s mantra was to to work hard enough so you could choose your job, rather than do whatever shit you could get, like she did. She said there’s no worse feeling than waking up every day knowing your doing a job you hate, and always will be

Every fecking time

Time to ditch the “balance the budget” stranglehold, too. Surely Straits of Hormuz qualifies as force majeure?

🤣

Good luck!

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Motorbike Horse

Bae going to the 24hr to get me a Twix and 20 Bensons

Oh boy! 🫣

Cats, tho

Cracking night! Done in now. Falling asleep on the sofa before 8!

I can’t tell if these are genuine shakes or just the rattly bus 🤣

Currently on a rail replacement bus back to Essex. Struggle is real.

Awesome night, though

Broken 😵

See you tomorrow!

Also true 🤣

Well I was going to bed but you’ve made me go and bloody put this on so I can’t go to bed for another 15 minutes!

Tru dat

To a point, but the right will always point to “we pay money to windmills when they have too much electricity and we pay for all the woke pylons too and we’d do away with all that”

Energising myself with warm up tunes on the car. Have successfully collected the exile @chanceronabike.bsky.social from the airport

I need some sleep 😵

That’s our motto - “Never Knowingly Normal”