Came here to post this 🤣👍

Welp. That's me never flying again. I'm an IT person... no fucking way in HELL. UH UH. nope

Wait wait wait... who TF is that?! I was told sleepy Joe Biden was the cause of everything

Howdy from, sadly, Ohio 😭. Warm and breezy today, just a gorgeous spring day!

R: we should do this thing to screw Dems
*thing backfires as Dems do it instead*
R: THIS THING IS ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL AND SHOULD BE BANNED

I think it's infrastructure week

MAGAt: I sick of high gas price, dang you Trump
Next election: BUT I WANT VOTE TRUMP AGIN

Who the hell dressed PK Subban?!

#CBJ this Sabres Bruins game is fun so far. Love playoff hockey. I just wish to hell we were playing... so tired of having to wait another year

In my college dorm room we had radiator heat. We used to say it had 2 temperatures... hell, and off.

Nothing says side splitting humor like a hitler mask! 😱

#CBJ the tuxedo chickens lost? Warms my soul 🤣

sad trombone

Close.... but not small enough

Once he's dead they're gonna have to clean the White House with fire

Of those 4 only 1 is bad. Well, and her, of course

#CBJ is that you?

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Narrator: the American people not only reelected him in November, but they lined up to fellate him for eternity

Not that I'm cynical and disbelieving, or anything

That's what I look for in a leader of our nation. Total off the cuff batshittery. Might fire the VP... might bomb a sovereign nation... might shit my diaper

#CBJ I'm here all day everyday for Gritty threatening the tuxedo chicken

Could be meat... Could be cake. Looks like.... MEATCAKE!

I went to high school in a small town that had 2 police cars. If you knew where they both were... speeding was no longer a problem 🤣

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